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- Giant multinational corporations

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don't generally have
the best of reputations.

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And I want to stress that
this is not an advert for McDonald's.

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I approached them
about filming this.

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Because almost everyone
who watches this video

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will have eaten at McDonald's
at some point in their lives.

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I'm sure the few of you who've always
turned down the opportunity

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will be very vocal about
it in the comments(!)

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But for the majority of people who have
eaten at the Golden Arches, well,

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the experience will be roughly
the same wherever you are.

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That's the point of fast food chains.

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Everything's standardised.

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You get the same experience,
the same food,

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no matter where you are, right?

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Well, when I heard that the world's
only "float-through McDonald's"

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was on little canal on
the Elbe River in Germany,

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I thought that was probably worth a visit.

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Now, just to manage your expectations,

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this is not a McDonald's
with a moat around it

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where there's a queue of kayaks

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lining up for each window in turn.

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That would be better.

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But while there was an actual
microphone and speaker here once,

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a few years ago, these days
the 21st century has arrived.

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You have to order on the smartphone app.

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- We've had the McBoat since 2015.

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In the winter, we may close, yes.
But in summer and in spring, we have 24/7.

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People are so happy to see this

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because they read this
or saw this on Instagram

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and they come especially for this.

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We can see your order on the screen
and we make your food ready.

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And one person goes on,
and brings the bag out

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and wish them a good, "Enjoy your meal"
and a happy "good day".

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- One of the things I've learned over the
years I've been making videos

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is that people like a combination
of familiarity and novelty.

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If everything changes,
people don't like it

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and they move to other things.

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But if nothing changes, people get bored

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And in the same way, I think
it's fascinating to find something

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that's very close to what you already know

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but that changes it in one
or two interesting ways.

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When something like McDonald's

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has a reputation for being
controlled and standardised

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and you know exactly what to expect,

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well, seeing small reinventions
of that formula can be fascinating.

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Plus, it gives them some publicity.

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Oh, and one more thing.

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I didn't mention exactly
where in Germany we are.

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Because it is quite apt

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that the world's only
float-through McDonald's...

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...is in Hamburg.

