WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 1 00:00:03.540 --> 00:00:06.260 - This is a YouTube video from a future. Not the future, just a future. 2 00:00:08.800 --> 00:00:09.637 [screams] 3 00:00:09.637 --> 00:00:11.070 - Jesus Christ! 118 00:00:11.070 --> 00:00:11.070 - Oh my God, he just got butt naked. 225 00:00:11.070 --> 00:00:14.502 What the f---? 6 00:00:14.502 --> 00:00:16.547 What's up kingdom? - Yo, yo! 7 00:00:16.547 --> 00:00:18.520 - It's your man, Callum, here, 8 00:00:18.520 --> 00:00:19.380 and your little boy, Aaron. 9 00:00:19.380 --> 00:00:20.420 [squeaking] 10 00:00:20.420 --> 00:00:23.580 Not gonna lie, last time, Jack got me pretty good. 11 00:00:23.580 --> 00:00:25.880 - Hey Callum, you enjoy your night, mate? 12 00:00:25.880 --> 00:00:26.960 You pissed yourself. 50 00:00:26.960 --> 00:00:26.960 [laughter] 14 00:00:26.960 --> 00:00:28.440 [laughter] I'm so sorry. 15 00:00:28.440 --> 00:00:29.800 Is there anything you want to say, mate? 16 00:00:29.800 --> 00:00:31.380 - You're the prank king. 17 00:00:31.380 --> 00:00:33.580 - Yes, I f---ing am! 18 00:00:33.580 --> 00:00:38.030 - But, his time as prank king can only last so long. 19 00:00:38.030 --> 00:00:40.697 And today, I'm gonna get that crown back, bitches. 20 00:00:40.697 --> 00:00:43.330 So, if you watched Jack's last vlog, 21 00:00:43.330 --> 00:00:46.360 you'll know that he spent a f---ton of money 22 00:00:46.360 --> 00:00:48.540 in sunny Ireland getting himself backed up. 23 00:00:48.540 --> 00:00:50.040 So I saw a bunch of comments saying 24 00:00:50.040 --> 00:00:52.040 that we should try and get our hands on his back up. 25 00:00:52.040 --> 00:00:55.320 And you know me, baby. I'm not one to disappoint. 26 00:00:55.320 --> 00:00:58.280 So today, me and Aaron are going to get into his backup, 27 00:00:58.280 --> 00:01:00.480 and royally f--- up his s---. 28 00:01:00.480 --> 00:01:01.840 - You know it, baby! 29 00:01:01.840 --> 00:01:03.060 - So buckle the f--- up, lads. 30 00:01:03.080 --> 00:01:07.040 'Cause you're about to witness an explosion of revenge! 31 00:01:07.040 --> 00:01:09.712 [air horns, explosions] 32 00:01:09.720 --> 00:01:13.260 Step one, I got my friend Evie to ask Jack out on a date. 33 00:01:17.160 --> 00:01:19.380 - They're going go-karting! 34 00:01:19.380 --> 00:01:21.980 Step two, whilst Jackie-boy is on his date, 35 00:01:21.980 --> 00:01:24.530 we're going to go into his room, get our hands on his backup, 36 00:01:24.530 --> 00:01:26.000 and have some fun. 37 00:01:26.000 --> 00:01:27.700 - Turn it up! - Turn it up! 262 00:01:27.700 --> 00:01:28.760 You! You beautiful man, you did it. [air horns] 39 00:01:28.760 --> 00:01:31.040 - Okay, Jack has left the building. 40 00:01:31.040 --> 00:01:32.705 The mission is go, the mission is go. 41 00:01:32.705 --> 00:00:26.960 Oh my God, look at that. 50 00:00:26.960 --> 00:00:26.960 [laughter] 43 00:01:37.217 --> 00:01:39.511 Look at his hair, Jesus. 44 00:01:39.511 --> 00:01:40.998 Where is it? 45 00:01:40.998 --> 00:01:42.313 Hello. 46 00:01:42.313 --> 00:01:44.100 Ribbed, for his pleasure. 47 00:01:44.100 --> 00:01:45.688 You're a mum, and you're a mum. 48 00:01:45.688 --> 00:01:48.013 Ah-ha! 49 00:01:49.960 --> 00:00:26.960 Hey, catch. 50 00:00:26.960 --> 00:00:26.960 [laughter] 51 00:01:55.500 --> 00:01:57.640 - Yeah, it is, mm! 52 00:01:57.640 --> 00:02:00.950 Step three, infiltration. 53 00:02:00.950 --> 00:02:04.826 This boy genius here is gonna get us into the backup. 54 00:02:04.826 --> 00:02:07.800 - Okay, so I started off by torrenting the software. 55 00:02:07.800 --> 00:02:09.220 - From a naughty website 56 00:02:09.220 --> 00:02:10.780 - And now that's downloaded, we should be able 57 00:02:10.780 --> 00:02:11.860 to open up the program file. 58 00:02:11.860 --> 00:02:13.180 Yep, there we go. 59 00:02:13.180 --> 00:02:13.180 - F--- yes! - Yes! 60 00:02:13.180 --> 00:02:15.660 - Yes! - Oh, wait, okay. 61 00:02:15.660 --> 00:02:18.100 We need his personal details to unlock it. 219 00:02:18.100 --> 00:02:18.933 - Uh... swap their bodies. - What? 63 00:02:18.933 --> 00:02:19.766 - Date of birth? 271 00:02:22.480 --> 00:02:24.680 [laughing] 65 00:02:24.680 --> 00:02:25.840 Mate, we are bad friends. 66 00:02:27.035 --> 00:02:29.430 Have you got the security key? 67 00:02:29.430 --> 00:02:30.864 - The what? 68 00:02:30.864 --> 00:02:34.190 Okay, I'm willing to bet that the guy 69 00:02:34.190 --> 00:02:37.410 that keeps his backup in his desk drawer 70 00:02:37.410 --> 00:02:41.180 is the same guy who's gonna keep his security key 71 00:02:41.180 --> 00:02:42.488 with his backup. 72 00:02:42.488 --> 00:02:44.628 [singing] 73 00:02:44.628 --> 00:02:46.625 - You dumb f---. 74 00:02:46.625 --> 00:02:48.216 [beeping] 75 00:02:48.216 --> 00:02:49.463 That's it. 76 00:02:52.000 --> 00:02:54.060 [start-up sound] 77 00:02:56.750 --> 00:02:58.212 We're in mate. 263 00:02:58.212 --> 00:02:59.950 Oh, yes! 79 00:02:59.950 --> 00:03:00.783 Come on! 80 00:03:00.783 --> 00:03:03.050 Okay kingdom, now for the fun, 81 00:03:03.050 --> 00:03:06.170 but before we get started, remember to hit that Like button, baby. 82 00:03:06.170 --> 00:03:09.267 I want to see 200,000 likes for this video, okay? 83 00:03:09.267 --> 00:03:11.110 You know it makes sense. 84 00:03:11.110 --> 00:03:14.110 Okay, let's wake this puppy up. 85 00:03:14.110 --> 00:03:15.460 [barking] 93 00:03:16.780 --> 00:02:22.480 [fog horn blowing] 271 00:02:22.480 --> 00:02:24.680 [laughing] 88 00:03:22.720 --> 00:03:24.050 - Shall I jump forward? 89 00:03:24.050 --> 00:03:26.434 - Yes, like 10 minutes. 100 00:03:26.434 --> 00:02:22.480 - Alright. 91 00:03:27.267 --> 00:03:28.323 He's gonna be so pissed. 92 00:03:29.470 --> 00:03:16.780 Okay, here we go. 93 00:03:16.780 --> 00:02:22.480 [fog horn blowing] 94 00:03:34.751 --> 00:02:22.480 - F--- off! 271 00:02:22.480 --> 00:02:24.680 [laughing] 96 00:03:41.187 --> 00:03:42.020 - Daddy... 97 00:03:44.349 --> 00:03:46.348 yes, daddy, yes, daddy. 98 00:03:46.348 --> 00:03:48.948 - Shut up, mate! What the f--- are you doing? 99 00:03:50.260 --> 00:03:26.434 - Get rid of his duvet, get rid of his duvet. 100 00:03:26.434 --> 00:02:22.480 - Alright. 271 00:02:22.480 --> 00:02:24.680 [laughing] 102 00:03:58.015 --> 00:03:58.015 - F---! 103 00:03:58.015 --> 00:03:59.089 - F---! - Hey, lock the door. 104 00:03:59.089 --> 00:04:01.449 - Hey, give it back. 105 00:04:01.449 --> 00:04:02.476 It's not funny. 106 00:04:02.480 --> 00:02:22.480 Give it back. 271 00:02:22.480 --> 00:02:24.680 [laughing] 108 00:04:06.510 --> 00:04:08.741 - What if we make it really hot in there? 109 00:04:08.741 --> 00:04:13.084 - Bit of context, Jack always complains that we put the heating too high. 110 00:04:15.930 --> 00:04:17.410 - You guys messing with the heating? 111 00:04:17.410 --> 00:04:18.523 Turn it down! 112 00:04:20.230 --> 00:02:22.480 - What is he doing? 271 00:02:22.480 --> 00:02:24.680 [laughing] 114 00:04:26.003 --> 00:04:27.017 Any excuse. 115 00:04:27.017 --> 00:04:28.957 - Bit of nipple action for you. 116 00:04:29.845 --> 00:04:32.928 - Right, crank it up further, go on, do it, do it. 117 00:04:35.833 --> 00:00:11.070 - Ah, Jesus Christ! 118 00:00:11.070 --> 00:00:11.070 - Oh my God, he just got butt naked. 225 00:00:11.070 --> 00:00:14.502 What the f---? 120 00:04:43.380 --> 00:04:45.250 - Everything is out. 121 00:04:45.250 --> 00:04:45.250 - What the f---? 122 00:04:45.250 --> 00:04:47.999 - What the f---? Mate, you dickhead. 123 00:04:47.999 --> 00:04:48.832 Oh my God! 124 00:04:48.840 --> 00:04:51.100 [rodeo music] 125 00:04:51.100 --> 00:04:53.920 Oh no, mate, I don't know what to say. 126 00:04:56.880 --> 00:05:00.160 Okay, mate, we'll turn the heating down for ya. 127 00:05:01.820 --> 00:05:03.920 - What is this, man? 128 00:05:03.920 --> 00:05:06.940 - But you know what you gotta say. 129 00:05:07.720 --> 00:05:11.040 - Oh, you're gonna have to do a lot better than that. 130 00:05:11.041 --> 00:05:14.559 - Okay, well, you heard the guy. 131 00:05:17.200 --> 00:05:19.581 - Oh my God, Jesus, man. 132 00:05:19.581 --> 00:05:21.780 I'm so f---ing hot. 133 00:05:21.780 --> 00:05:22.440 F--- me. 134 00:05:22.440 --> 00:05:23.360 - Keep going. 135 00:05:23.360 --> 00:05:24.960 - Yeah? - Yeah. 136 00:05:25.900 --> 00:05:27.320 - How are you doing this, man? 137 00:05:27.320 --> 00:05:28.546 It can't be good for the house. 138 00:05:28.546 --> 00:05:29.820 - Even colder, man. 139 00:05:29.820 --> 00:05:30.653 Even colder. 140 00:05:30.660 --> 00:05:32.300 - Seriously, I'm going to mess you up when I get out of here. 141 00:05:32.300 --> 00:05:33.060 [distant voices] 142 00:05:33.060 --> 00:05:34.480 - Did you hear that? 143 00:05:35.440 --> 00:05:36.480 [distant voice] 144 00:05:37.178 --> 00:05:38.490 - It's Jack! 145 00:05:38.490 --> 00:05:39.720 Quickly! 146 00:05:39.720 --> 00:05:40.700 [dramatic music] 147 00:05:40.700 --> 00:05:41.900 The backup! 148 00:05:43.217 --> 00:05:44.634 - Just minimise it. - F---! 149 00:05:48.075 --> 00:05:50.352 Oh mate, you're back. 150 00:05:50.352 --> 00:05:51.187 Did it not go well? 151 00:05:51.187 --> 00:05:53.463 - Forgot my ID, didn't I? - Dickhead! 152 00:05:53.463 --> 00:05:56.011 - She's gonna think you stood her up, mate. 153 00:05:56.011 --> 00:02:22.480 - I know, I know. - What a shame. 271 00:02:22.480 --> 00:02:24.680 [laughing] 155 00:06:10.540 --> 00:06:12.140 - Alright, take two. In a bit, lads. 156 00:06:12.140 --> 00:06:14.540 - Ooh, enjoy go-karting(!) - Oh, f--- off. 157 00:06:19.400 --> 00:06:21.120 [relieved laughter] 158 00:06:22.280 --> 00:06:24.240 Oh my god, legit man, I thought that was it. 159 00:06:24.240 --> 00:06:25.640 I thought it was game over, bro. 160 00:06:25.658 --> 00:06:28.922 - I was like wait, isn't that Jack's car? 161 00:06:28.922 --> 00:06:30.260 Like, abort, abort! 162 00:06:30.260 --> 00:06:31.520 - Okay, let's open it up. 163 00:06:33.900 --> 00:06:35.627 - Look at him! - Oh my god... 164 00:06:35.627 --> 00:06:38.134 Look at his little face! 165 00:06:38.140 --> 00:06:42.000 Ooh, huddling up, mate, aren't ya? Oh, it's so cold! 166 00:06:42.000 --> 00:06:45.340 Okay, guys, so the cold just doesn't seem to be enough. 167 00:06:45.340 --> 00:06:48.140 And Jack, if you're watching this, fair f---s man. 168 00:06:48.140 --> 00:06:49.580 Balls of steel! 169 00:06:49.580 --> 00:06:51.460 So, I've been left with no option 170 00:06:51.470 --> 00:06:54.634 but to bring out the big guns. 171 00:06:54.634 --> 00:06:57.140 [air horns, gunshots] 172 00:06:57.140 --> 00:06:59.660 Aaron, answer me this, what's the one thing 173 00:06:59.660 --> 00:07:01.910 that Jack is scared of more than anything? 174 00:07:01.910 --> 00:07:02.840 - Commitment. 175 00:07:03.900 --> 00:07:05.730 - Okay, yeah, sorry. 176 00:07:05.730 --> 00:07:07.680 Second most scared of. 177 00:07:07.680 --> 00:07:08.560 - No. 178 00:07:08.560 --> 00:07:09.746 - Yes. 179 00:07:09.746 --> 00:07:11.900 Well, he wants to play hardball. 180 00:07:11.900 --> 00:07:13.740 Sorry, mate, ooh(!) 181 00:07:13.740 --> 00:07:15.960 So, we're going to restore the temperature, 182 00:07:15.960 --> 00:02:22.480 and instead, give Jack a little bit of company. 271 00:02:22.480 --> 00:02:24.680 [laughing] 184 00:07:30.460 --> 00:07:32.900 - No no no no no no no no no no! 185 00:07:32.900 --> 00:07:35.740 - Man, this is not funny! F---! 186 00:07:35.740 --> 00:07:37.740 - Bless him, look at him run! 187 00:07:39.060 --> 00:07:41.160 - No, no, no, no! - It's only a lizard, mate, chill out! 188 00:07:41.160 --> 00:07:43.260 - It's not funny, guys. Let me out, let me out, let me out! 189 00:07:43.260 --> 00:07:44.300 F---ing thing! 190 00:07:44.300 --> 00:07:46.760 - So, Jackie boy, what's it gonna be? 191 00:07:46.760 --> 00:01:27.700 - You're the f---ing prank king man, you're the prank king! 262 00:01:27.700 --> 00:01:28.760 You! You beautiful man, you did it. [air horns] 193 00:07:51.368 --> 00:07:55.300 - The rightful king has returned to his throne. 194 00:07:55.300 --> 00:07:58.685 As ruler, I will be firm but fair. 195 00:07:58.685 --> 00:08:00.090 Ahahaha! 196 00:08:00.090 --> 00:08:02.360 Now, most people would be willing to call that a win. 197 00:08:02.360 --> 00:08:04.240 Where's the fun in that? 198 00:08:04.240 --> 00:08:05.700 - [faintly, through speakers] (Let me out! Let me out!) 199 00:08:05.700 --> 00:08:08.240 In this kingdom, we like to step it up! 200 00:08:08.240 --> 00:08:09.620 I'm going for that bonus challenge. 201 00:08:09.620 --> 00:08:10.860 - (Oh my god, mate, just let me out.) 202 00:08:10.860 --> 00:08:13.840 - You see, Jack set the bar pretty high. 203 00:08:13.840 --> 00:08:15.580 - (I said you're the f---ing prank king, I said you're the f---ing prank king!) 204 00:08:15.580 --> 00:08:18.640 So I'm not counting that as a victory until I can get Jack to also piss himself. 205 00:08:18.640 --> 00:08:19.660 Ha! 206 00:08:19.660 --> 00:08:22.360 And only then, will I accept the crown. 207 00:08:22.360 --> 00:08:23.380 - (Just let me out!) 208 00:08:23.380 --> 00:08:25.370 So, let's jump back in! 209 00:08:25.370 --> 00:08:26.530 - I said you're the f---ing prank king. 210 00:08:26.530 --> 00:02:22.480 I said you're the f---ing prank king. Just let me out! 271 00:02:22.480 --> 00:02:24.680 [laughing] 212 00:08:29.880 --> 00:08:32.040 - That's all very well and good, Jack mate. 213 00:08:32.040 --> 00:08:34.390 But before I can let you go, I'm gonna need 214 00:08:34.390 --> 00:08:36.778 you to do me a little favour, 215 00:08:36.778 --> 00:08:39.060 and piss yourself. 216 00:08:39.060 --> 00:02:22.480 - What the f---, man? 271 00:02:22.480 --> 00:02:24.680 [laughing] 218 00:08:42.115 --> 00:02:18.100 What the f---, man. Just let me out! Just, please, Callum, just let me out. 219 00:02:18.100 --> 00:02:18.933 - Uh... swap their bodies. - What? 220 00:08:48.100 --> 00:08:49.840 - Yeah, him and the reptile. Come on, man, 221 00:08:49.840 --> 00:08:51.060 just do it. 222 00:08:52.080 --> 00:08:53.160 - Let me out! F---! 223 00:08:53.820 --> 00:08:55.160 I think it's... 224 00:08:55.160 --> 00:00:11.070 [static] 225 00:00:11.070 --> 00:00:14.502 What the f---? 226 00:09:00.080 --> 00:09:00.760 - S---. 227 00:09:03.300 --> 00:09:05.300 - I'm f---ing real! 228 00:09:05.300 --> 00:09:06.440 [static, cut-off shouting] 229 00:09:06.440 --> 00:09:08.960 - Oh my God, mate, you totally f---ed that up. 230 00:09:08.960 --> 00:09:10.380 - I'll reset him. I'll reset him. 231 00:09:11.920 --> 00:09:12.880 [start-up noise] 232 00:09:12.880 --> 00:09:14.020 - Jesus, mate. 233 00:09:14.020 --> 00:09:16.180 Whew! [laughs] 234 00:09:16.780 --> 00:09:20.240 Okay, so legit guys, we've been here for like an hour, 235 00:09:20.240 --> 00:09:21.980 trying a bunch of stuff, 236 00:09:21.980 --> 00:09:23.480 and still no piss. 237 00:09:23.480 --> 00:09:24.440 [air horns, cheerful music] 238 00:09:36.680 --> 00:09:39.480 And honestly, I've got respect. 239 00:09:39.480 --> 00:09:42.191 Boy don't take no s---, ya know? 240 00:09:42.191 --> 00:09:43.640 Aaron reckons that Jack is gonna be home soon. 241 00:09:43.640 --> 00:08:05.700 So if we want that win, we're gonna have to 289 00:08:05.700 --> 00:09:47.580 step it up! 243 00:09:47.580 --> 00:02:22.480 Okay, let's do it. 271 00:02:22.480 --> 00:02:24.680 [laughing] 245 00:09:55.960 --> 00:09:58.120 [choking] 246 00:10:02.020 --> 00:10:03.600 - Do it, do it, do it baby! 247 00:10:03.600 --> 00:10:05.240 - I can't breathe. I can't breathe. 248 00:10:05.240 --> 00:10:07.560 - Come on, do it! 249 00:10:08.940 --> 00:10:09.840 - I can't breathe! 250 00:10:11.280 --> 00:10:12.340 [choking noises] 251 00:10:13.140 --> 00:10:15.120 - God! [laughing] 252 00:10:16.080 --> 00:10:17.720 Oh, what a pussy! 253 00:10:17.720 --> 00:10:19.720 - Seriously, man! 254 00:10:20.820 --> 00:10:22.040 - Oh my God. 255 00:10:22.040 --> 00:10:23.080 - This is hurting! 256 00:10:23.080 --> 00:10:26.040 - Mate! Jack, mate, just do a bloody piss, it's not hard! 257 00:10:27.120 --> 00:10:28.320 - It's hurting me... 258 00:10:28.320 --> 00:10:29.180 Give up! 259 00:10:31.060 --> 00:10:32.720 Now I can't breathe! 260 00:10:32.720 --> 00:10:34.620 [snorts, mocking noises] 261 00:10:35.760 --> 00:01:27.700 Oh my God, mate. There it is! 262 00:01:27.700 --> 00:01:28.760 You! You beautiful man, you did it. [air horns] 263 00:02:58.212 --> 00:02:59.950 Oh, yes! 264 00:10:41.068 --> 00:10:43.160 Yes! Yes! [air horns] 265 00:10:43.900 --> 00:10:45.300 [sings] 266 00:10:45.300 --> 00:10:47.700 Yes mate! Suck on that, m-----------! 267 00:10:52.760 --> 00:10:55.820 [latin music] Ooh! Ooh-hoo-hoo! 268 00:10:55.820 --> 00:10:57.180 That's right, baby! 269 00:10:57.180 --> 00:10:59.680 Suck on that, m------------! Ungh! 270 00:10:59.680 --> 00:02:22.480 Prank king, baby, right here. 271 00:02:22.480 --> 00:02:24.680 [laughing] 272 00:11:04.400 --> 00:11:06.350 So there it is, guys. Thanks for watching. 273 00:11:06.350 --> 00:11:08.260 Make sure you smash that like button, 274 00:11:08.260 --> 00:11:10.800 swipe that star, and ring that bell. 275 00:11:10.800 --> 00:11:12.420 It really helps us out. 276 00:11:12.440 --> 00:11:14.520 We're thinking of getting Jack to react to this video. 277 00:11:14.520 --> 00:11:17.225 So if that's something you wanna see, let us know in the comments. 278 00:11:17.225 --> 00:11:18.630 But make sure you subscribe, 279 00:11:18.630 --> 00:11:21.070 'cause you do not want to miss this s---! 280 00:11:21.070 --> 00:11:22.870 We're also gonna put a download link 281 00:11:22.870 --> 00:11:24.750 of Jack's back-up and the program 282 00:11:24.750 --> 00:11:25.820 in the description. 283 00:11:25.820 --> 00:11:27.570 So if you want to try messing with him, 284 00:11:27.570 --> 00:11:28.420 go crazy. 285 00:11:28.420 --> 00:11:31.400 In fact, if you do, send the videos our way. 286 00:11:31.400 --> 00:11:32.710 And you might even get featured, 287 00:11:32.710 --> 00:11:33.680 you lucky f---s! 288 00:11:33.680 --> 00:08:05.700 Anyway guys, stay sexy, and remember to 289 00:08:05.700 --> 00:09:47.580 step it up! 290 00:11:38.640 --> 00:11:40.360 Peace out, kingdom!