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With a murder rate of 9.1%,
what is sometimes said to be

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the most dangerous desk job in the world?

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The answer...
at the end of the show.

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Welcome back to Lateral,

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we are in the second round and both
of our teams won their first games,

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which means one of them
is going straight through to the grand final.

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And it's a choice between,
welcome back, team Viva.

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-Or...
-Team Viva la Vida, yes.

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Would you introduce yourselves?

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Hi, I'm Simon Clark and I just finished
my PhD in atmospheric physics.

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I am Sally Le Page, and I am
doing my PhD in evolutionary biology.

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Now, it was really close in the first game,
it was down to the wire.

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-Yes.
-Oh my God!

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-Yes.
-Any tactics, anything you've learned from it?

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-I think if I sit on my hands…
-Don't let Simon buzz, I think is our tactic.

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I caused that problem,
and I also kind of fixed it.

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You did, you were very good, but yeah.

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You are playing against
team Off Peak Only.

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I'm Vicki, I work in museum education,
but I also make videos about trains.

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I'm Geoff, hello,
I make those videos about trains with Vicki,

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travelling to all the stations in the country.

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Now, you had about 15 or 17 seconds left
on your clock at the end of the last one,

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-It came down to you knowing WD40.
-WD40, yeah.

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There was a moment I was like, if this
is wrong then I knew that we were out,

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so I just went for it,
and I was very relieved, yes.

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Alright, well best of luck to both teams,
we start as ever, with round one.

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Round 1 is Deep Thought.

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There are six lateral thinking questions
on the buzzer,

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60 seconds for each question
and the earlier you buzz,

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the more points you get.

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I'll read out clues if you don't know it
as time goes on.

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But beware if you buzz in wrongly,

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it will go over to the other team
to see if they can get it.

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-Are we all ready?
-Yes.

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Alright, first question goes to you.

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During the Victorian era,
why did hard-up home owners

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occasionally climb onto their roof
with several live geese?

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Well, they were a bit weird.

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I wonder if a goose lands on your property,

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do you now own the goose?

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But that implies that you're going up
with the geese,

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or were the geese there when they arrived?

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-Oh no, I think they're going.
-There's not much reason to do this today.

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Something to do with geese
that isn't used very much these days.

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Goose fat, goose feathers.

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-No, I don't... feathers.
-Feathers for, like, pillows.

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To block the... no, they wouldn't use live
geese for that, to block the chimneys.

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It was cheaper than using children.

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-They shoved the geese down the chimney.
-Down the chimney, yeah.

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-Yes.
-Did they use them as chimney sweeps?

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You're absolutely right, sweep the chimney.

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For two points, you are off the mark,

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which means team Off Peak,
next question's for you.

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There are over thirty million
pairs of these in the UK.

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Half are black and white,
the others are black and yellow.

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Some are worth
tens of thousands of pounds.

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Even though they're stolen occasionally,
they can be replaced for about £20.

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-What are they?
-I think it's something to do with road signs.

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-Cat's eyes.
-Oh, cat's eyes.

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I was thinking fire hydrant signs, the H -
they're black and yellow, aren't they?

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-It's something transporty
-Right.

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and there's a sign in place.

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Road signs, or a transport sign,
or a street sign.

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Criminals sometimes misuse these.

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-Sorry?
-Criminals sometimes misuse these.

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-What do criminals use?
-Hi-vis.

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They do, rock up in a hi-vis
and you can get away with anything.

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No, but they wouldn't be worth
tens of thousands of pounds.

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These are a front and back pair.

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It's clothing, it's some kind of clothing.

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Oh my goodness.

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It's some kind of...
it's a clothing that is a disguise.

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-I feel like we were closer with...
-Fire hydrants.

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The black parts are letters and numbers.

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-I don't know.
-But in...

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We may as well take a guess.

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It's some form of clothing.

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We're running out of time, do it.

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This is going to be fun.

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Geoff.

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Some form of clothing that's worn
by a government...

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a council official and the criminals
are trying to pose as these people

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and they're not. Yes!

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30 million pairs of those in the UK(?)

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No, I'm going to pass this over,
if you can answer immediately for a point.

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-Are they licence plates?
-Yes they are.

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They are vehicle licence plates.

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-Why are they worth so much?
-Some of are prestige licence plates.

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They might just be A1 or personalised
names, or something like that.

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-We don't drive, we don't have a car.
-Yeah, we're on trains.

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-That wasn't a train question.
-No, exactly.

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-Can we have more train questions?
-Trains are your downfall.

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So that's one point to you,
and the next question is yours as well.

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Okay.

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An artist spends most of the day sketching
in a different room to her subjects.

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The artist is not famous,
and the picture is worthless.

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Even some of the faces are wrong.

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Nevertheless, the client gratefully shows
the artwork to thousands of people soon after.

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How so?

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-For four points.
-A forensic artist.

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-A forensic artist.
-What was that, sorry?

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-Forensic artist.
-Forensic. Oh!

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-Should we wait for another?
-No.

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I'm normally the gung-ho one, you go for it.

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Could you clarify what you mean by that,
please?

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Someone who does the kind of like the e-fit
when you've got... a witness comes in,

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and you've got to draw the picture
of what they look like,

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so you can say,
"We are looking for this criminal."

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That is close enough.

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I have court artist on my card
but you're absolutely right.

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That also matches an e-fit artist so yes,
I will give you the four points for that.

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-Congratulations.
-Nice.

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Team Off Peak, let's see if we can get you
on the board with this question.

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A lady and a cowboy lie next to a bullet,
a dime and a hook.

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As a result, someone is delighted,
but doesn't show it.

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What are they doing?

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Okay, a lady and a cowboy
are next to a bullet, a dime and a hook.

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Someone is delighted,
but someone doesn't show it.

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Is it like a song?

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The hook represents a letter.

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Like a pound note?

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Llike what? No...

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-This is the one when we lose.
-Like a...

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I have no idea.

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What would a hook look... what...

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The dime represents a number.

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I literally have no idea, is it a song lyric?

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-Is it like a well-known...
-I think it's to do with currency.

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-Okay.
-No, would never have got that.

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-Okay.
-Like a dollar sign and a number.

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-Lady and a cowboy.
-I don't know why...

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When would you want to hide
your emotions to others?

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When you're lying, bluffing, playing poker.

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So it's a card thing.

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It's a money thing or a card thing.

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Here comes our time.

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-Take a guess.
-I can't just say money thing or card thing

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-but it's to do with money or cards.
-I need an answer.

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Let's say, when you're... what are they doing?

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They're playing, they're playing...
they're gambling.

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-I'll take that, they're playing poker, yes.
-Yes!

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-That's absolutely right for one point.
-We got a point!

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-Oh God.
-We made that hard work, didn't we?

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That was hard.

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The lady is a queen, the cowboy is the king,
the bullet's an ace,

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the dime is a ten
and the hook is the letter J for Jack.

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Well done.

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So the last two questions on the buzzers
for both teams, if you're ready.

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During the American Civil War,

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it was common for federal troops to carry
out illegal liquor trafficking

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by ferrying pedlars who hid bottles of whisky
about their person.

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And so which word was born?

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I'm thinking moonshine...

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Ferrying pedlars.

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It would be like smuggling,
but a word pertaining to...

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Hiding bottles...

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The same trick wouldn't work
with modern clothing.

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So it's something in the cloak, a turn cloak?

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-The Civil War.
-Of course, they'd put it inside the coat...

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-Posies...
-...some kind of vehicle?

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It's a slang word...

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This is now a general term
for smuggling or fakery.

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Cloak and dagger, or something.

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That's when you fake something.

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I don't know.

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Maybe something, it doesn't have to be a cloak,
what else was worn then that isn't worn now?

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The bottles were hidden in their footwear.

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Bootlegging.

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-Yes!
-Yay!

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For one point, you're absolutely right.

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Dude!

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Sorry, I got very excited.

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One point to team Off Peak.

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-Last question in this round.
-Wow!

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The extent of the UK's territorial waters until
1968 and the land boundaries of the Gambia,

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which are on the screen in front of you,

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were originally decided
by what practical distance?

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It's obviously related to the river,

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like the distance you can walk in a day
from the water?

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-Where's Gambia?
-This could be something like

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the distance that a horse could travel
without eating or having water or something.

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Africa specifically.

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The Gambia border follows a river.

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That we could swim or something.

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-How far from…
-Watershed?

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It could be the watershed,
it's the area that they drink in.

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What are those straight lines?

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Ships sail down that river.

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How far you could see a ship from the river...

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-For two points.
-How far could you see a ship from the river?

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No, it's not what I've got.

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So the rest of the question goes over
to team Off Peak.

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It's just how far you could get...

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because if the river gets narrower,
narrower and narrower,

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then you can't actually get a ship down there.

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The ship is going to obviously
deal with supplies, so it...

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What markers could ships use?

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What markers could ships...

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-I'm going to say buoys, but...
-I'm going to say some kind of flags.

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So it's the distance that you can see like a
semaphore signal or the flags they've got...

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Go for it.

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-I don't know how to put that into words.
-Just say those words in that order.

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Something to do with how far you could see
a signal from a ship,

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like a flagged semaphore signal.

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I can't give you it.

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It's the distance that you could
fire a cannon ball.

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-Ah!
-Oh!

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-I was in the right ball.
-You were in the right ballpark.

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You were both in the right ballpark,
but not quite there.

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Which means at the end of round one,

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Team Viva you're on seven points,
Team Off Peak you're on two.

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-Well, it's not zero.
-It's not zero, yeah.

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Round two is Second Thought.

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Teams you're going to have the board
of 12 clues in front of you.

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Pick them one at a time, if you can guess
what all those clues are pointing to,

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even the ones you haven't seen yet, then you'll
get more points the earlier you get it right.

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It's got to be exactly
what I have on my card.

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Team Viva, you are going first,
on the first board.

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-Pick a number.
-Six.

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-Pick a number.
-Number one, please.

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Number one.

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Given away in shops.

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Plastic bags,
I think it could be literally anything.

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Vouchers.

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Vouchers, no, it's not
so team Off Peak, pick a number.

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-Number eight, please.
-Number eight.

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Wrinkle ridder.

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Steady.

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You give away like little testers
and things in shops.

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A testing pot, a test pot.

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No. No, it's not,
so pick a number.

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-Number ten.
-Number ten.

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Found in cupboards.

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Wrinkle ridder... iron?

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-No. Iron?
-I need an answer.

236
00:10:52.400 --> 00:10:53.400
Iron.

237
00:10:53.400 --> 00:10:56.400
Iron is not what I've got, so pick a number.

337
00:10:57.360 --> 00:11:00.320
-Eleven.
-Number eleven.

239
00:11:00.320 --> 00:11:01.480
Triangular.

240
00:11:03.240 --> 00:11:05.720
-You look stumped, I'm going to pass it over?
-Yes, yeah, yeah.

241
00:11:05.720 --> 00:11:08.440
No? Okay, pick a number.

341
00:11:08.440 --> 00:11:11.160
-Number two, please.
-Number two.

243
00:11:11.160 --> 00:11:13.240
-Could open a locked car.
-Coat hanger.

244
00:11:13.240 --> 00:11:16.120
Is correct, yes that's absolutely right
for three points.

323
00:11:16.120 --> 00:11:17.160
Oh!

246
00:11:17.160 --> 00:11:18.600
Yeah, given away in shops.

247
00:11:18.600 --> 00:11:21.480
I was like, what are you doing, with
your face, with wrinkles?

248
00:11:21.480 --> 00:11:24.800
How you got that on the kleptomania there,
that was good.

249
00:11:25.160 --> 00:11:28.280
No, wrinkle ridder, it removes wrinkles
in clothes when you hang it up.

250
00:11:28.280 --> 00:11:30.880
-It has nothing to do with your face.
-What's Mommie Dearest?

251
00:11:30.880 --> 00:11:33.480
It's a plot point from a film
called Mommie Dearest.

252
00:11:33.840 --> 00:11:36.160
Team Off Peak, first pick
on the next board is yours.

253
00:11:36.760 --> 00:11:38.280
-Three.
-Number three.

254
00:11:38.680 --> 00:11:41.480
Could contain blood, for five points.

255
00:11:41.480 --> 00:11:42.520
Good luck.

256
00:11:42.880 --> 00:11:44.760
-A human.
-I was going to say...

257
00:11:44.760 --> 00:11:08.440
I'm taking that as an answer,
it's not what I've got on the card.

341
00:11:08.440 --> 00:11:11.160
-Number two, please.
-Number two.

259
00:11:51.240 --> 00:11:52.640
Has a manager.

260
00:11:53.000 --> 00:11:54.040
Organised vampire.

261
00:11:54.800 --> 00:11:56.520
No, a manager...

262
00:11:56.840 --> 00:11:58.240
An organised vampire?

263
00:11:58.240 --> 00:12:01.840
I heard you say those words, Simon,
but thought "they're not going to go with that".

264
00:12:01.840 --> 00:12:03.960
-They are going to go with that!
-Was it right?

265
00:12:03.960 --> 00:12:06.040
-It's not right. It's not right.
-Really?

382
00:12:06.360 --> 00:00:41.160
No.

267
00:12:06.360 --> 00:12:08.120
No.
Team Off Peak?

268
00:12:11.400 --> 00:12:13.160
Monopoly player, for four points.

269
00:12:13.640 --> 00:12:17.440
So you've got the dog, the hat,
the bank...

270
00:12:18.320 --> 00:12:20.200
Bank, oh...Bank.

271
00:12:20.200 --> 00:12:22.480
-Is absolutely right.
-Yes!

272
00:12:22.480 --> 00:12:24.760
You can have a blood bank,
you have a bank manager,

273
00:12:24.760 --> 00:12:27.520
and a player in monopoly, not the token,
is the bank.

274
00:12:27.520 --> 00:12:28.720
Yeah.

275
00:12:28.720 --> 00:12:30.720
You can see the rest of the ones there.

276
00:12:31.320 --> 00:12:33.480
Uses red as a warning, I love as a clue there.

277
00:12:33.480 --> 00:12:34.920
It's very specific.

278
00:12:35.400 --> 00:12:39.000
-Congratulations, that is four points to you.
-Cool.

279
00:12:39.000 --> 00:12:40.600
Team Viva, your choice.

280
00:12:40.600 --> 00:12:42.440
Number twelve, please.
Number twelve.

281
00:12:42.840 --> 00:12:44.280
Often in paintings.

282
00:12:45.600 --> 00:12:46.640
Bums.

283
00:12:49.000 --> 00:12:51.280
-Have you seen the Renaissance?
-Let me just check the card.

284
00:12:53.120 --> 00:12:54.440
God, I feel this goes...

285
00:12:54.440 --> 00:12:58.360
I don't want to mock you for taking a guess,
though, it's a perfectly valid guess.

286
00:12:59.200 --> 00:13:01.200
-Team Off Peak.
-Can we go for five?

287
00:13:01.200 --> 00:13:02.440
Number five.

288
00:13:03.000 --> 00:13:04.400
Mare's tails.

289
00:13:05.160 --> 00:06:24.800
You could make paintbrushes
out of horse's hair.

290
00:06:24.800 --> 00:13:08.680
-Is it painkillers? Every four hours.
-I need an answer.

291
00:13:08.680 --> 00:13:11.320
-I need an answer.
-Mares, so hair.

292
00:13:11.320 --> 00:13:12.960
No, it's not what I've got, I'm afraid.

305
00:13:13.600 --> 00:13:16.160
-Number four, please.
-Number four.

294
00:13:16.160 --> 00:13:17.320
Data store.

295
00:13:18.160 --> 00:13:20.040
-A hard drive, memory stick.
-What are the...

296
00:13:20.040 --> 00:13:21.720
-Cloud?
-Cloud.

297
00:13:21.720 --> 00:13:23.080
-Is correct.
-Nice!

298
00:13:23.080 --> 00:13:24.640
For four points, very well done.

299
00:13:25.240 --> 00:13:27.760
Yeah, you can have a cloud data store,
they're often in paintings

300
00:13:27.760 --> 00:13:29.440
and mare's tails are a type of cloud.

301
00:13:29.760 --> 00:13:31.760
Bums are also hard to see through,
to be fair.

302
00:13:31.760 --> 00:13:34.880
Mackerel clouds are autocumulus where
you've got little red bits on them,

303
00:13:34.880 --> 00:13:37.320
but definitely not bums, that's pretty clear.

304
00:13:37.320 --> 00:13:13.600
Last question in this round,
Team Off Peak, pick a number.

305
00:13:13.600 --> 00:13:16.160
-Number four, please.
-Number four.

306
00:13:42.200 --> 00:13:43.560
Can cause bleeding.

307
00:13:44.200 --> 00:13:45.320
-A knife?
-Yes.

308
00:13:45.320 --> 00:13:46.840
A knife.

309
00:13:46.840 --> 00:13:49.560
It can, it's not going to match everything
else that's there.

310
00:13:49.560 --> 00:13:51.440
-Team Viva.
-Number nine, please.

311
00:13:51.440 --> 00:13:52.480
Number nine.

312
00:13:53.400 --> 00:13:54.880
Wrapped in silver.

313
00:13:56.600 --> 00:13:58.240
What do you store in silver?

314
00:13:59.720 --> 00:14:02.160
-A film.
-I need an answer, please.

315
00:14:02.160 --> 00:14:04.600
-Bullets.
-Bullets is not what I've got,

316
00:14:04.600 --> 00:14:06.120
so over here, pick a number.

317
00:14:06.440 --> 00:14:07.920
-Twelve.
-Twelve.

318
00:14:08.680 --> 00:14:10.120
Every four hours.

319
00:14:10.480 --> 00:14:11.800
Mercury.

320
00:14:11.800 --> 00:14:14.840
Mercury is not what I've got,
so Team Viva.

321
00:14:14.840 --> 00:14:16.280
-Number one.
-Number one.

322
00:14:17.200 --> 00:11:16.120
Anti-inflammatory.

323
00:11:16.120 --> 00:11:17.160
Oh!

324
00:14:20.760 --> 00:14:22.280
No. Aspirin.

325
00:14:22.600 --> 00:14:23.760
Medication?

326
00:14:26.840 --> 00:14:29.560
-Ibuprofen.
-No. So I'm going to hand that over.

327
00:14:31.240 --> 00:14:32.560
Number six.

328
00:14:32.560 --> 00:14:33.920
It kills something.

329
00:14:33.920 --> 00:14:36.120
-Medication, antibiotic...
-Go with another drug that's no ibuprofen.

330
00:14:36.120 --> 00:14:37.440
Antibiotics.

331
00:14:37.760 --> 00:14:39.480
No, not what I've got, so passing it back.

332
00:14:39.480 --> 00:14:41.200
-Number seven.
-Number seven.

333
00:14:42.440 --> 00:14:43.960
Bayer.

334
00:14:43.960 --> 00:14:46.280
I'm still thinking aspirin.

335
00:14:47.480 --> 00:14:50.120
-Medication.
-No, not what I've got on the card.

336
00:14:50.120 --> 00:10:57.360
So, pick a number.

337
00:10:57.360 --> 00:11:00.320
-Eleven.
-Number eleven.

338
00:14:55.160 --> 00:14:56.400
Not for children.

339
00:14:58.000 --> 00:14:59.320
Penicillin.

340
00:14:59.320 --> 00:11:08.440
No. I'm going to pass this back over
for two points.

341
00:11:08.440 --> 00:11:11.160
-Number two, please.
-Number two.

342
00:15:04.240 --> 00:15:05.640
White.

343
00:15:06.620 --> 00:15:07.460
Err...

344
00:15:08.500 --> 00:15:09.280
Cocaine.

345
00:15:10.800 --> 00:15:12.360
-It's not for children.
-A very heavy user.

346
00:15:12.360 --> 00:15:14.640
Every four hours, that is...

347
00:15:15.120 --> 00:15:17.280
-I take it that wasn't correct then.
-It's not correct.

348
00:15:17.280 --> 00:15:18.840
Going to pass that back to team Off Peak.

349
00:15:18.840 --> 00:15:20.400
-Number 5.
-Number 5.

350
00:15:21.280 --> 00:15:22.920
Avoided by pregnant women.

351
00:15:23.680 --> 00:15:26.920
It's some kind of drug,
we just have to get the right one.

352
00:15:26.920 --> 00:15:28.800
I think you can take aspirin when
you're pregnant.

353
00:15:28.800 --> 00:15:31.040
So it's something you can't take
when you're pregnant.

354
00:15:31.040 --> 00:15:31.960
I need an answer.

355
00:15:32.360 --> 00:15:34.640
Name another drug that's not ibuprofen.

356
00:15:34.640 --> 00:15:36.000
Paracetamol.

357
00:15:36.000 --> 00:10:28.240
Is not what I've got,
so for one point, pick a number.

358
00:10:28.240 --> 00:15:41.400
-Number eight.
-Number eight.

359
00:15:41.960 --> 00:15:43.280
Acid.

360
00:15:43.760 --> 00:15:45.640
Did we say aspirin?

361
00:15:46.880 --> 00:15:47.960
I don't think so.

362
00:15:47.960 --> 00:06:31.600
-I mean, at this point. I think it's...
-Aspirin?

363
00:06:31.600 --> 00:07:55.560
-Yes!
-Yay!

364
00:15:53.560 --> 00:15:56.840
-Did we not...?
-You said it on four points,

365
00:15:56.840 --> 00:15:59.160
but never actually made it your answer.

366
00:15:59.160 --> 00:16:04.160
You tried paracetamol, you tried ibuprofen,
you tried cocaine at one point.

367
00:16:04.680 --> 00:16:08.080
But no, it was actually aspirin,
you were right really, really early on, Sally.

368
00:16:08.080 --> 00:16:10.600
But sadly, that is just for one point,

369
00:16:10.600 --> 00:16:13.640
which means going into the final round,
the scores are 15:6.

370
00:16:13.640 --> 00:16:15.760
You are going in with a nine point advantage.

371
00:16:15.760 --> 00:16:18.040
That's what we had last time,
but against us.

372
00:16:20.520 --> 00:16:22.640
The final round is Quick Thought.

373
00:16:22.640 --> 00:16:26.280
Now, teams you're both going to start with
90 seconds of thinking time, as before.

374
00:16:26.280 --> 00:16:28.760
But because you have a nine point advantage,

375
00:16:28.760 --> 00:16:30.680
we're going to give you five seconds extra
for each of those points.

376
00:16:31.120 --> 00:16:35.440
You're going to start with 2:15 on
your clock, team Off Peak, 1:30,

377
00:16:35.440 --> 00:16:38.120
and I'm afraid your clock
is going to start counting down first.

378
00:16:38.120 --> 00:16:39.880
-Okay.
-Buzz when you think you know the answer.

379
00:16:39.880 --> 00:16:41.800
If you're right,
your opponent's clock will start.

380
00:16:41.800 --> 00:16:45.360
If you're wrong, you'll lose ten seconds
and your clock will keep going.

381
00:16:45.360 --> 00:12:06.360
-Okay.
-Are you ready?

382
00:12:06.360 --> 00:00:41.160
No.

383
00:00:41.160 --> 00:00:41.160
-Yes.
-Oh my God!

384
00:16:49.000 --> 00:16:50.560
-Yes.
-And I'll be honest,

385
00:16:50.560 --> 00:16:52.920
it's just a courtesy to ask at this point,
we're going to start anyway.

386
00:16:52.920 --> 00:16:56.200
Which cake has been defined
by Chambers Dictionary as

387
00:16:56.200 --> 00:16:58.480
'long in shape, but short in duration'?

388
00:17:01.480 --> 00:17:02.560
Swiss Roll.

389
00:17:03.080 --> 00:17:04.400
No, it's an éclair.

390
00:17:04.880 --> 00:17:06.520
-Ten seconds away.
-Sorry.

391
00:17:06.520 --> 00:17:08.680
We start again with one minute and 12.

392
00:17:08.680 --> 00:17:10.920
Which world leader who died in 2011,

393
00:17:10.920 --> 00:17:14.080
had 112 different recognised spellings
of his name?

394
00:17:16.120 --> 00:17:19.080
It'd be someone from Africa, presumably,
a lot of dialects down there.

395
00:17:19.520 --> 00:17:22.000
The name doesn't transliterate
into Latin letters easily.

396
00:17:22.640 --> 00:17:24.080
Somebody Russian?

397
00:17:25.360 --> 00:17:27.560
No. No, the North Korean dude.

398
00:17:27.920 --> 00:17:30.920
-No, they use Latin alphabet.
-The name was often written in Arabic.

399
00:17:31.440 --> 00:17:34.960
-So somebody from the Arab world.
-I'm literally... shall we do a pass?

400
00:17:35.320 --> 00:17:37.360
-Pass, yeah, go on.
-Pass.

401
00:17:37.360 --> 00:17:39.120
You might as well take a guess.

402
00:17:39.840 --> 00:17:41.560
-No?
-I can't think of any Arabic...

403
00:17:41.560 --> 00:17:43.240
It was Colonel Gadaffi.

404
00:17:44.520 --> 00:17:48.160
So I'm afraid that's ten seconds away again,
34.8 on the clock.

405
00:17:48.160 --> 00:17:51.240
What gaming die contains
the numbers two and four,

406
00:17:51.240 --> 00:05:49.880
but not the numbers one, three,
five and six?

407
00:05:49.880 --> 00:05:51.280
I have no idea.

408
00:17:57.480 --> 00:17:59.320
If you're going to pass,
you need to do it quickly; the other four...

409
00:17:59.320 --> 00:18:01.200
Pass. What? No idea.

410
00:18:01.640 --> 00:18:03.440
-It's a backgammon doubling die.
-Wow!

411
00:18:05.240 --> 00:18:07.880
Okay. 14.7 on the clock.

412
00:18:07.880 --> 00:18:09.600
They're going to win without doing anything.

413
00:18:09.600 --> 00:18:11.000
I will say, it can be done.

414
00:18:11.400 --> 00:18:16.400
Which 1995 comedy drama film
had to change its lead actor 45 times?

415
00:18:17.920 --> 00:18:19.720
45 times?

416
00:18:20.040 --> 00:18:22.240
-Comedy drama film, '95.
-No idea.

417
00:18:22.240 --> 00:18:25.160
Miriam Margolyes provided the voice
of a dog called Fly.

418
00:18:26.320 --> 00:18:27.520
Name some…

419
00:18:28.720 --> 00:18:30.480
Name any movie from the 90s.

420
00:18:30.480 --> 00:18:32.040
I don't know, Geoff.

421
00:18:32.800 --> 00:18:34.280
Look Who's Talking.

422
00:18:34.280 --> 00:18:35.280
Babe.

423
00:18:35.280 --> 00:18:38.520
-They had to change the piglet 45 times.
-I forgot the 90s.

424
00:18:38.520 --> 00:18:42.320
And I do not have recorded on my card
what happened to the other 44 piglets.

425
00:18:42.880 --> 00:18:46.480
Commiserations, that was, I'm afraid,
a complete lockout.

426
00:18:48.280 --> 00:18:51.040
-Not a single question faced there.
-Well done, well done.

427
00:18:51.360 --> 00:18:54.400
Team Viva, congratulations,
you are through to the grand final.

428
00:18:54.400 --> 00:18:57.160
Oh my gosh, that's quite cool.

429
00:18:57.160 --> 00:19:00.680
Team Off Peak, commiserations,
but that's your first loss.

430
00:19:00.680 --> 00:19:02.560
You are not out of the tournament yet.

431
00:19:02.560 --> 00:04:22.160
You are going to be in the playoff
near the end, so we will see you again.

432
00:04:22.160 --> 00:04:23.200
Okay.

433
00:19:06.160 --> 00:19:08.240
But you are going to be
fighting for survival then.

434
00:19:08.240 --> 00:19:09.440
So very best of luck to you.

435
00:19:09.440 --> 00:19:10.960
Commiserations this time.

436
00:19:10.960 --> 00:19:12.440
Congratulations to you.

437
00:19:12.440 --> 00:19:13.800
We'll see you next time on Lateral.

438
00:19:14.880 --> 00:19:17.400
I can't think of anything to say,
so I'm just going to say…

439
00:19:17.400 --> 00:19:19.640
blurble, blurble, blah, blah, blablablafa.

