WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 235 00:00:01.500 --> 00:00:02.940 [applause] 2 00:00:02.940 --> 00:00:03.980 TOM SCOTT: Thank you very much! 3 00:00:03.980 --> 00:00:05.600 Good evening, my name is Tom Scott, 4 00:00:05.600 --> 00:00:07.120 And this is Questionable. 5 00:00:07.160 --> 00:00:10.360 And the first question that we are asking tonight is: 6 00:00:11.400 --> 00:00:14.200 Telepathy, flight, or invisibility: 7 00:00:14.300 --> 00:00:16.940 Which superpower would you rather have? 8 00:00:17.260 --> 00:00:22.200 You can vote right now by putting "A", "B", or "C" in the chat box on the right. 9 00:00:22.200 --> 00:00:25.580 Only your first vote will count so go for it. 10 00:00:25.580 --> 00:00:30.900 "A" for telepathy, "B" for flight, "C" for invincibility, put it in the chat box on the right, and while you're doing that, 11 00:00:30.900 --> 00:00:35.020 let's meet the three people who are going to be trying to change your mind. 12 00:00:35.020 --> 00:00:38.980 First, the star of stage, television, and the Internet, his show 13 00:00:38.980 --> 00:00:44.080 "Disgusting Songs for Revolting Children" is on at the Udderbelly Festival in London, on Saturday the 11th. 14 00:00:44.080 --> 00:00:01.500 Please give an incredibly loud welcome to Jay Foreman! 235 00:00:01.500 --> 00:00:02.940 [applause] 16 00:00:52.020 --> 00:00:59.060 Next up, a producer and comedian, and also our emergency Welsh speaker, just in case the Welsh choose this exact moment to invade, 17 00:00:59.060 --> 00:01:01.360 Please welcome, Sarah Breese! 18 00:01:04.700 --> 00:01:10.040 And in the last chair, the voice that launched a thousand ships, mostly by just damaging their moorings, 19 00:01:10.040 --> 00:00:01.500 Please welcome, comedian, actor, storyteller and alchemist, Will Seaward! 235 00:00:01.500 --> 00:00:02.940 [applause] 21 00:01:18.160 --> 00:01:23.540 Thank you very much for joining us, folks. Uh, there are gonna be four rounds tonight, for each one, uh 22 00:01:23.540 --> 00:01:27.380 each of our comedians is gonna take the different side of an argument. 23 00:01:27.380 --> 00:01:33.500 But it's not having the most popular answer that will win them the point, it is changing the most minds, 24 00:01:33.500 --> 00:01:35.260 out there, on the Internet. 25 00:01:35.260 --> 00:01:39.860 So, with that, the first poll is going to close in ten seconds. 26 00:01:39.860 --> 00:01:43.440 Uh, thank you to Ryan Thomson, for sending in this question. 27 00:01:43.440 --> 00:01:50.300 Um, Jay, you're gonna be on telepathy. Sarah, you're gonna be on flight. Will, you're gonna be on invisibility. 28 00:01:50.300 --> 00:01:56.280 With that, our poll is closed. So let's see... what our audience thinks. 29 00:01:56.880 --> 00:02:03.180 That is pretty evenly spread! 36% of our audience would choose telepathy, so that's in the lead, 30 00:02:03.180 --> 00:02:07.600 35% would choose flight, only 29% would go for invisibility 31 00:02:08.440 --> 00:02:16.120 So, round one... Uh, it's not a formal debate, but I'm gonna give you each time to make your case. So, Jay, 32 00:02:16.120 --> 00:02:17.460 Why telepathy? 33 00:02:17.460 --> 00:02:21.620 JAY: I think the best thing about telepathy is... of all of the superpowers available here in the choices, 34 00:02:21.620 --> 00:02:24.160 it's the one that you can most keep a secret. 35 00:02:24.160 --> 00:02:27.620 So flight, for example, the only way you could use it is by sort of showing off, 36 00:02:27.620 --> 00:02:32.280 and flying from one place to another which is a huge responsibility, but... if you can use telepathy... 37 00:02:32.280 --> 00:02:36.400 you can make all kinds of things happen, because people, instead of being impressed, they'll be going: 38 00:02:36.400 --> 00:02:38.300 "How the f-... How did you do that?!" 39 00:02:38.300 --> 00:02:40.760 And just think of the things you could achieve by that. Pretty much... 40 00:02:40.760 --> 00:02:45.880 any job you wanted to have or thing you wanted to achieve, you could do, whereas flight... 41 00:02:45.880 --> 00:02:49.540 You could save a bit of money and time, I suppose, but you can't take over the world with flight. 42 00:02:49.540 --> 00:02:55.360 TOM: Oh, now, hang on. Are you thinking... just mind reading, or you're thinking putting thoughts in other people's heads? 43 00:02:55.900 --> 00:02:57.880 JAY: Well I wasn't thinking putting other thoughts in peoples' heads now 44 00:02:57.880 --> 00:02:59.480 but you've put that thought in my head now. 45 00:02:59.580 --> 00:03:00.560 TOM: Okay, Okay... 46 00:03:00.560 --> 00:03:03.280 But you were just going for mind reading, you were going for being able to pluck... 47 00:03:03.280 --> 00:03:06.140 JAY: I think simply by reading your mind I'd be able to freak you out enough. 48 00:03:06.140 --> 00:03:08.860 TOM: I, er, do we have any magicians in the audience? 49 00:03:09.260 --> 00:03:10.640 No, no we don't... 50 00:03:10.640 --> 00:03:11.720 JAY: They're keeping it a secret. 428 00:03:11.920 --> 00:03:13.040 [laughter] 52 00:03:13.040 --> 00:03:18.620 TOM: Has anyone ever done the thing where you've just gone "If there are any telepaths listening to this, get out of my head!" 53 00:03:18.620 --> 00:03:20.920 Has anyone done th-... Is that just me? Okay... 54 00:03:20.940 --> 00:03:21.440 It's just me. 55 00:03:23.180 --> 00:03:26.280 JAY: It's the superpower I always used to fantasize about having when I was younger 56 00:03:26.280 --> 00:03:11.920 but I think that just tells you how paranoid I was as a child. 428 00:03:11.920 --> 00:03:13.040 [laughter] 58 00:03:30.400 --> 00:03:33.240 TOM: Sarah, uh, flight? Why would you go for flight? 59 00:03:33.240 --> 00:03:37.680 SARAH: Well I hadn't considered this. Is this the - do I have to think about it in terms of what would freak you out? 60 00:03:37.680 --> 00:03:41.640 TOM: No, no just defend it! Convince them. Convince them. SARAH: I could freak you out pretty well with flight. 61 00:03:41.640 --> 00:03:45.080 SARAH: Right, do you know what I think? I think there's a lot of really short people out there. 62 00:03:45.080 --> 00:03:46.320 Like me. 63 00:03:46.320 --> 00:03:51.040 Who would quite like to have flight. And I'm not saying we have to fly off all over the place 64 00:03:51.040 --> 00:03:54.920 doing like, you know, loop the loops and whatever. We could just hover a bit, you know? 65 00:03:54.920 --> 00:03:55.960 Wouldn't that be nice? 66 00:03:55.960 --> 00:03:59.560 Like, when was the last time you saw the top shelf in the kitchen cupboard? 67 00:03:59.560 --> 00:04:02.960 I'm sure I've put some great stuff up there, just by throwing it up. 68 00:04:02.960 --> 00:04:07.760 I'd like to know what's there. So if I could just hover a bit. And like, you know, you could probably use it for good things and stuff... 69 00:04:07.760 --> 00:03:11.920 Like if you had... 428 00:03:11.920 --> 00:03:13.040 [laughter] 71 00:04:10.920 --> 00:04:11.880 I dunno, I might. 72 00:04:11.880 --> 00:04:15.360 Like if a neighbor had an emergency and she was telling you "Oh no I really need some help" 73 00:04:15.360 --> 00:04:21.520 you could, like, fly off. Whether you come back is your own decision entirely! But you've got the option, haven't you? 74 00:04:21.520 --> 00:04:23.360 TOM: But is that for avoiding neighbors or is that for helping them? 75 00:04:23.360 --> 00:04:29.240 SARAH: Well I think you can decide that once you're off and you've got your own space. And, uh, I think that would be fine. 76 00:04:29.240 --> 00:04:33.800 I mean telepathy, do you really want to know what everyone's thinking all the time? I'm not sure I do. 77 00:04:33.800 --> 00:04:36.680 JAY: Well that's something I hadn't thought of, can you switch it off? TOM: We'll get there in a minute, we'll get there in a minute. 78 00:04:37.920 --> 00:04:40.200 Cus' Will, invisibility? 79 00:04:40.200 --> 00:03:11.920 WILL: Well invisibility's the best one! 428 00:03:11.920 --> 00:03:13.040 [laughter] 81 00:04:46.280 --> 00:04:52.720 That's my- no. Now I'm not saying I'm not a dazzlingly handsome man. 82 00:04:53.040 --> 00:04:56.080 Wouldn't it be fun to be invisible sometimes? 83 00:04:56.080 --> 00:05:00.240 Especially because... You could pretend to be a ghost! 84 00:05:00.920 --> 00:03:11.920 It would be brilliant, you'd go into a period property or a castle or, erm, any house actually! 428 00:03:11.920 --> 00:03:13.040 [laughter] 86 00:05:08.480 --> 00:05:15.040 And you'd wait until someone was there, and then when they were you'd approach them and you'd go... 87 00:05:15.040 --> 00:05:17.200 OoooOOOooOoo... 88 00:05:17.200 --> 00:05:21.840 And then you'd turn on your invisibility power and you'd just disappear. And they'd go... 89 00:05:21.840 --> 00:05:23.920 AAAAAHHHH! A ghost! 90 00:05:23.920 --> 00:03:11.920 And if you laughed, that would just add to the ghostliness. 428 00:03:11.920 --> 00:03:13.040 [laughter] 92 00:05:30.520 --> 00:05:37.160 TOM: I just wanna flag up here that Jay is taking over the world, Sarah is helping out her neighbor... 93 00:05:37.160 --> 00:05:40.400 And you are literally just pranking people with going ooOOo 94 00:05:40.400 --> 00:05:46.680 WILL: Oh I do not dispute I would be the least useful superhero. I'm perfectly alright with that! 95 00:05:46.680 --> 00:05:49.600 TOM: But the question is which superpower would you rather have? 96 00:05:49.600 --> 00:05:51.280 You would go for invisibility? 97 00:05:51.280 --> 00:03:11.920 WILL: Yeah there's other stuff you can do with it. But mostly the ghosts. 428 00:03:11.920 --> 00:03:13.040 [laughter] 99 00:05:56.120 --> 00:05:59.400 JAY: Would you be able to turn the clothes you were wearing invisible as well? 100 00:05:59.400 --> 00:06:04.880 Because this makes it a lot more awkward to turn invisible, especially if you're on a limited time. 101 00:06:04.880 --> 00:06:08.760 WILL: You would, I suppose, have to wear opaque clothes... 102 00:06:09.200 --> 00:06:12.240 No, not opaque clothes, the other way around! 103 00:06:12.240 --> 00:06:14.840 TOM: I don't think transparent clothes are really a thing outside high fashion. 104 00:06:14.840 --> 00:06:17.000 And I think they might get you arrested... 105 00:06:17.000 --> 00:03:11.920 WILL: Not if you're a ghost! 428 00:03:11.920 --> 00:03:13.040 [laughter] 107 00:06:21.880 --> 00:06:24.840 It's perfectly fine to be naked, if you're etherial. 108 00:06:27.200 --> 00:06:29.880 SARAH: I think this argument is flawless. I'm not sure we can... 109 00:06:29.880 --> 00:06:33.840 Can you turn different bits of yourself invisible? Does it have to be all or nothing? 110 00:06:33.840 --> 00:06:38.160 WILL: Oh fun! That'd be great! You could be a headless ghost, then the clothes would be fine. 111 00:06:38.160 --> 00:06:40.480 SARAH: Or just an eye, or just a finger. 112 00:06:40.480 --> 00:06:44.920 TOM: There is the important question you asked Sarah which is can you turn it off? 113 00:06:44.920 --> 00:06:46.520 SARAH: He asked that, that is true. 114 00:06:47.200 --> 00:06:49.520 TOM: Cus' flight you can just land. 115 00:06:49.640 --> 00:06:52.320 But telepathy, do you want? 116 00:06:52.640 --> 00:06:55.000 Invisibility, you're assuming you can turn it on and off. 117 00:06:55.480 --> 00:06:56.200 WILL: Yeah. 118 00:06:56.200 --> 00:06:58.440 TOM: Telepathy, what if you can't- 119 00:06:58.640 --> 00:07:00.420 what if you can't stop reading what's in other people's heads? 120 00:07:00.420 --> 00:07:03.180 JAY: Well I think any one of these if you can't turn it off would be terrifying. 121 00:07:03.280 --> 00:03:11.920 SARAH: I dunno, if you can't stop flying? That'd be great! 428 00:03:11.920 --> 00:03:13.040 [laughter] 123 00:07:07.640 --> 00:07:11.640 Sharks can't stop swimming, I don't see them complaining. That big toothy grin on 'em. 124 00:07:11.640 --> 00:07:13.000 SARAH: They seem to be having a great time. JAY: They don't stop to complain. 125 00:07:13.000 --> 00:07:15.600 SARAH: No, they seem pretty happy about it. 126 00:07:15.600 --> 00:07:19.000 I reckon flight would be great. I don't see any problem with that all the time. 127 00:07:19.000 --> 00:07:21.600 Telepathy, I wouldn't wanna know what everybody's thinking. 128 00:07:21.600 --> 00:07:24.320 I worry about what they're thinking enough as it is all the time! 129 00:07:24.320 --> 00:07:28.040 TOM: That's true, I can't see the YouTube comments here, but I assume they're just being rude. 130 00:07:28.440 --> 00:07:30.960 Like, do I want that insight into the world's head? 131 00:07:31.320 --> 00:07:35.180 JAY: That would be, you know, having telepathy would be like seeing a YouTube comment box everywhere you go. 132 00:07:35.180 --> 00:07:35.920 TOM: Oh... 133 00:07:35.920 --> 00:07:37.680 JAY: I'm not selling it well. 134 00:07:37.680 --> 00:07:40.680 TOM: Wait you just, I think you just [pretends to shoot himself in the leg] 135 00:07:41.900 --> 00:07:45.280 JAY: Although I'm trying to appeal to the people of YouTube so maybe that'll work. 136 00:07:45.280 --> 00:07:48.080 TOM: Yeah actually we have just had that comment in from, er, *commenter* here. 137 00:07:48.080 --> 00:07:52.840 It just says "Hearing people's thoughts 24/7 would be like reading YouTube comments and that's terrible..." 138 00:07:52.840 --> 00:07:55.080 I realize I'm slating the people who are commenting on here. 139 00:07:55.080 --> 00:07:59.360 But, er, we also have chat moderators so we'll see what we can do. 140 00:07:59.460 --> 00:08:00.280 Um... 141 00:08:00.280 --> 00:03:11.920 WILL: Would you be allowed chat moderators with telepathy? 428 00:03:11.920 --> 00:03:13.040 [laughter] 143 00:08:06.040 --> 00:08:11.400 TOM: There is the argument that Facebook and Twitter is basically telepathy just mediated through a phone. 144 00:08:11.400 --> 00:08:12.000 You can hear... 145 00:08:12.000 --> 00:08:12.640 JAY: Is there? 146 00:08:12.640 --> 00:08:17.920 TOM: You can hear what other people are thinking when you want to and you can broadcast your thoughts to others when you want to. 147 00:08:17.920 --> 00:03:11.920 SARAH: Is it like lip reading, without lips? 428 00:03:11.920 --> 00:03:13.040 [laughter] 149 00:08:23.640 --> 00:08:24.160 TOM: What? 150 00:08:26.000 --> 00:08:30.160 SARAH: Like if you look at them, right, and then you can kind of see what they're thinking. 151 00:08:30.160 --> 00:08:32.320 But they don't have to be mouthing it at you or holding up signs. 152 00:08:32.320 --> 00:08:34.680 TOM: I mean telepathy is a broad church. SARAH: Maybe that's it, I mean maybe... 153 00:08:34.680 --> 00:08:36.680 TOM: Yeah, it could be just one-... JAY:It's turning out to be a lot broader than I thought. 154 00:08:36.680 --> 00:08:39.280 TOM: Yeah it could be just what they've got currently running through their head. 155 00:08:39.280 --> 00:08:41.920 Or it could be pulling your secrets out. 156 00:08:41.920 --> 00:08:46.000 TOM: Pulling your pin numbers out... JAY: Have you seen the really awful, barely watchable film: What Women Want? 230 00:08:46.240 --> 00:08:47.600 Yep, WILL: Yes! 158 00:08:47.600 --> 00:08:50.240 JAY: Mel Gibson can read women's minds. 159 00:08:50.240 --> 00:08:54.640 And in this film, everyone is thinking out loud in fully formed sentences. 160 00:08:54.640 --> 00:09:00.720 I don't know about you but whenever I think about something, it doesn't always... It doesn't sound like something that you can say out loud. 161 00:09:00.720 --> 00:09:05.400 So even if I was able to hear everybody's thoughts, I still wouldn't understand what the hell they were thinking about. 162 00:09:05.400 --> 00:09:06.840 TOM: I mean you might have the Superman problem. 163 00:09:06.840 --> 00:09:07.600 JAY: What's that? 164 00:09:07.600 --> 00:09:12.000 TOM: Like Superman being able to hear every voice in metropolis and somehow having to filter through them. 165 00:09:12.000 --> 00:09:13.720 JAY: Superman's got all three of our problems hasn't he? 166 00:09:13.720 --> 00:09:15.160 WILL: He can't go invisible! 167 00:09:15.160 --> 00:03:11.920 JAY: How do you know? 428 00:03:11.920 --> 00:03:13.040 [laughter] 169 00:09:19.240 --> 00:09:20.320 WILL: You're quite right. 170 00:09:20.800 --> 00:09:21.560 Yeah... 171 00:09:21.560 --> 00:09:25.240 SARAH: He can fly really far away and watch you from there, though. 172 00:09:25.240 --> 00:09:27.240 That's pretty much the same. 173 00:09:27.240 --> 00:09:28.760 WILL: No that's just creepy. 174 00:09:28.760 --> 00:09:31.520 SARAH: Creepier than being invisible? 175 00:09:31.520 --> 00:09:33.640 In close proximity, Mr Ghost. 176 00:09:33.640 --> 00:09:34.840 WILL: That's not creepy, that's cool! 177 00:09:34.840 --> 00:03:11.920 Look, imagine I'm doing it now. 428 00:03:11.920 --> 00:03:13.040 [laughter] 179 00:09:41.640 --> 00:09:44.320 TOM: I mean I don't have the graphics available to make you do that Will. 180 00:09:44.320 --> 00:09:46.920 I can try try and expand though so it just kinda covers you in a blue bar. 181 00:09:46.920 --> 00:09:47.600 There we go! 182 00:09:49.000 --> 00:09:50.080 That's good, that's good. 183 00:09:50.080 --> 00:09:51.320 WILL: (muffled) Hello Sarah. 184 00:09:51.320 --> 00:09:53.400 TOM: It's a really good disguise. 185 00:09:53.400 --> 00:03:11.920 That's flawless. I like the thing almost has a face on it as well. 428 00:03:11.920 --> 00:03:13.040 [laughter] 187 00:09:58.000 --> 00:10:01.280 Right, um, let's call it there. 188 00:10:01.280 --> 00:10:06.400 Let's go back to the world because the question is not which of you has the most popular answer. 189 00:10:06.400 --> 00:10:09.000 The question is have you changed anyone's minds? 190 00:10:09.000 --> 00:10:11.840 So with that, we are re-opening the poll. 191 00:10:11.960 --> 00:10:15.800 "A" for telepathy, "B" for flight, "C" for invisibility. 192 00:10:16.160 --> 00:10:23.160 Even if they haven't changed your mind, keep voting. The poll has been reset. Let's find out what the world now thinks. 193 00:10:23.720 --> 00:10:27.020 We have... we have a lovely comment in here while the... while the poll is coming in 194 00:10:27.020 --> 00:10:28.520 Uh, from (nikomodo) which says: 195 00:10:28.520 --> 00:10:33.640 "If you are telepathic, where would your mind-reading powers end? Could you understand what animals were thinking?" 196 00:10:35.060 --> 00:10:38.260 JAY: That would be even more terrifying. Every single fly that goes past you. 197 00:10:38.260 --> 00:10:41.800 TOM: Yeah, I liter... The reason I just went like this is because I had a fly buzzing around here. 198 00:10:41.800 --> 00:10:43.900 Because we... We have a YouTube livestream... 199 00:10:43.900 --> 00:10:48.100 I was trying to make it look like I was just kinda [re-enacting] "eh yeah, I'm fine. I'm fine, I'm just fanning myself." 200 00:10:48.100 --> 00:10:50.100 Whereas I actually probably looked... Ludicrously camp. 201 00:10:50.240 --> 00:03:11.920 SARAH: But for flies, It's probably not that complex for flies. They're probably just thinking "Wheeeeee" 428 00:03:11.920 --> 00:03:13.040 [laughter] 203 00:10:55.840 --> 00:10:57.280 WILL: Sugar, sugar, sugar, sugar, sugar 204 00:10:57.280 --> 00:10:58.420 SARAH: Which is what I'd be thinking 205 00:10:58.420 --> 00:11:00.640 If I had the power of flight. 206 00:11:00.640 --> 00:11:02.080 TOM:That's true, if you want to get any last... 207 00:11:02.080 --> 00:11:03.780 We've got about 10 seconds in the poll left 208 00:11:03.780 --> 00:11:06.560 If you want to get your arguments in now. 209 00:11:06.740 --> 00:03:11.920 WILL: Imagine not seeing me! 428 00:03:11.920 --> 00:03:13.040 [laughter] 211 00:11:11.420 --> 00:11:13.880 TOM: Now, sadly, in this round only the first vote counts 212 00:11:13.900 --> 00:11:15.280 so anything that's... 213 00:11:15.280 --> 00:11:16.540 Alright, you've got about, uh... 214 00:11:16.540 --> 00:11:17.620 two or three seconds to get your answer in 215 00:11:18.120 --> 00:11:20.660 And then, it will be over. 216 00:11:20.660 --> 00:11:22.380 About ten se... Are you okay there, Jay? You, uh... 217 00:11:22.380 --> 00:03:11.920 JAY: Just turning my phone off 428 00:03:11.920 --> 00:03:13.040 [laughter] 219 00:11:25.260 --> 00:11:26.140 TOM: Alright... 220 00:11:26.140 --> 00:11:27.140 SARAH: Bet you wish you were invisible right now! 221 00:11:28.300 --> 00:11:29.460 WILL: As would everyone 222 00:11:29.880 --> 00:11:33.000 TOM: Let's see that the poll is now: closed. 223 00:11:33.280 --> 00:11:35.660 Here with the results at the start of that argument. 224 00:11:35.820 --> 00:11:40.240 36% for telepathy, 35% for flight, 29% for invisibility 225 00:11:40.700 --> 00:11:41.660 The new results are... 226 00:11:42.640 --> 00:11:45.300 [surprise] TOM: It's a little shift to invisibility 227 00:11:45.480 --> 00:11:47.000 32 for telepathy, 32 for flight 228 00:11:47.000 --> 00:11:48.780 but invisibility has taken 36 229 00:11:49.000 --> 00:08:46.240 Let's see what the changes are... 230 00:08:46.240 --> 00:08:47.600 Yep, WILL: Yes! 231 00:11:51.880 --> 00:11:53.560 TOM: Lost a little from telepathy, 232 00:11:53.560 --> 00:11:54.480 lost a little from flight, but 233 00:11:54.520 --> 00:11:58.120 with 7% of the minds changed to invisibility 234 00:11:58.740 --> 00:00:01.500 This round's winner is: Will Seeward! 235 00:00:01.500 --> 00:00:02.940 [applause] 236 00:12:04.200 --> 00:12:06.080 WILL: Thank you, would be ghosts! 237 00:12:07.360 --> 00:12:09.500 TOM: So that is the first of four rounds. 238 00:12:09.500 --> 00:12:11.440 One point to you. Congratulations, Will. 239 00:12:11.440 --> 00:12:14.660 Our next round is a free-for-all argument. 240 00:12:14.660 --> 00:12:16.960 Not going to ask you for a debate, just go for it. 241 00:12:16.960 --> 00:12:18.240 And the question is: 242 00:12:18.840 --> 00:12:22.840 Two of these are going to be banned. Which one do you save? 243 00:12:23.420 --> 00:12:26.400 Okay? So, for the internet out there: Let's say... 244 00:12:27.140 --> 00:12:29.660 Though all of these things are going to be banned, apart from one 245 00:12:29.660 --> 00:12:31.420 you are voting to save. 246 00:12:32.040 --> 00:12:33.100 And the options are: 247 00:12:34.800 --> 00:12:38.300 Watercraft, Aircraft, or Land vehicles. 248 00:12:38.620 --> 00:12:40.540 "A" for anything that goes on water 249 00:12:40.540 --> 00:12:43.860 We're talking hovercraft, boats, anything like that. 250 00:12:44.120 --> 00:12:45.320 "B" for Aircraft. 251 00:12:45.320 --> 00:12:48.000 Anything that floats on air, or flies through the air. 252 00:12:48.000 --> 00:12:49.900 Actually, hovercraft's aircraft, isn't it? Now now I come to think of it. 253 00:12:49.900 --> 00:12:52.060 JAY: Ooh. WILL: Ooh! Fascinating! 254 00:12:52.060 --> 00:12:53.240 JAY: That changes everything 255 00:12:53.240 --> 00:12:54.540 WILL: Also, land-ive 256 00:12:54.540 --> 00:12:55.800 [Offscreen] Yeah, it does land as well. 257 00:12:55.800 --> 00:12:56.300 WILL: Yeah! 258 00:12:56.300 --> 00:03:11.920 TOM: Alright! Hovercraft's are just getting banned! 428 00:03:11.920 --> 00:03:13.040 [laughter] 260 00:12:59.700 --> 00:13:01.360 TOM: "A", "B", or "C" in the chat 261 00:13:01.360 --> 00:13:03.060 You can save one of them! 262 00:13:03.060 --> 00:13:04.440 SARAH: Well, what about a space hopper? 263 00:13:04.860 --> 00:13:06.820 TOM: I'm going to rule: that's a land vehicle, 264 00:13:06.820 --> 00:03:11.920 'Cause I wouldn't like to try a space hopper in a pool. 428 00:03:11.920 --> 00:03:13.040 [laughter] 266 00:13:10.140 --> 00:13:10.720 TOM: Um... 267 00:13:13.360 --> 00:13:15.920 TOM: You have to save one. All others will be banned. 268 00:13:15.960 --> 00:13:17.080 "A" for Watercraft 269 00:13:17.660 --> 00:13:18.780 "B" for Aircraft 270 00:13:18.780 --> 00:13:19.660 "C" for Land vehicles 271 00:13:19.660 --> 00:13:21.220 You are voting to save. 272 00:13:22.780 --> 00:13:25.480 While we're dealing with that: It's going to be Jay? 273 00:13:25.480 --> 00:13:27.320 You're taking Watercraft on this one, 274 00:13:27.320 --> 00:13:30.600 and I remember you saying in rehearsals, this is one you genuinely felt passionate about 275 00:13:30.600 --> 00:13:34.580 JAY: Yeah. The more that I think about it the more passionately in favor of watercraft I am. 276 00:13:34.580 --> 00:13:37.100 TOM: Alright. Sarah, you're going to be taking Aircraft 277 00:13:38.040 --> 00:13:40.860 And Will, you're going to be taking Land Vehicles. 278 00:13:40.860 --> 00:03:11.920 WILL: Like space hoppers. 428 00:03:11.920 --> 00:03:13.040 [laughter] 280 00:13:44.860 --> 00:13:47.600 TOM: Got about 10 seconds to get you answers in. 281 00:13:50.720 --> 00:13:52.620 TOM: Someone has pointed out what about rockets here, 282 00:13:52.620 --> 00:13:54.240 They are, they're aircraft. 283 00:13:54.440 --> 00:13:55.800 I think I'm gonna... 284 00:13:56.080 --> 00:13:57.160 In order to be as... 285 00:13:57.160 --> 00:13:58.200 We've got nods from the audience here: 286 00:13:58.200 --> 00:14:01.420 In order to get to space, you've got to go through the air, 287 00:14:01.660 --> 00:03:11.920 or something has gone very wrong. 428 00:03:11.920 --> 00:03:13.040 [laughter] 289 00:14:04.760 --> 00:14:08.460 So with that, we are going to close the poll now. 290 00:14:09.100 --> 00:14:11.820 Let's see what the results are. 291 00:14:11.820 --> 00:14:14.400 12 % would save watercraft 292 00:14:14.960 --> 00:14:17.480 50 % would save aircraft 293 00:14:17.560 --> 00:14:20.580 38 % would save land vehicles. 294 00:14:20.580 --> 00:14:23.360 So, aircraft, uh, the one to save 295 00:14:23.360 --> 00:14:25.360 then land vehicles, then watercraft, ehm 296 00:14:25.360 --> 00:14:27.940 Jay, you felt passionate here 297 00:14:27.940 --> 00:14:30.980 so I am, I'm going to give you the tea off here. 298 00:14:30.980 --> 00:14:33.700 What would, uh, why would you go for watercraft 299 00:14:33.700 --> 00:14:35.640 JAY: Well, I'm not suggesting for a second that 300 00:14:35.640 --> 00:14:37.640 it's not gonna be thunderingly inconvenient 301 00:14:37.640 --> 00:14:38.280 [Will chuckles] 302 00:14:38.280 --> 00:14:41.020 JAY: That the way we have to get around is going to have to be by canals. 303 00:14:41.060 --> 00:14:42.100 And by swimming 304 00:14:42.100 --> 00:14:44.340 But, if you think about it, historically, 305 00:14:44.340 --> 00:14:46.240 that is the way we actually functioned around the world. 306 00:14:46.240 --> 00:14:48.740 Before they built the railways, they built canals. 307 00:14:48.740 --> 00:14:52.180 It was much easier to transport things very slowly through water, 308 00:14:52.180 --> 00:14:54.400 then it was by building on land, in the olden days. 309 00:14:54.400 --> 00:14:56.780 And, the crucial, most important thing, 310 00:14:56.780 --> 00:14:59.340 is that if we still had sea vessels, 311 00:14:59.340 --> 00:15:03.820 you could still, actually have transport between different landmasses. 312 00:15:03.820 --> 00:15:06.360 I mean any one of these three, if you eliminated them, 313 00:15:06.360 --> 00:15:08.180 It would be really inconvenient and awful. 314 00:15:08.180 --> 00:15:13.140 But, by saving watercraft, that is the only way that life as we know it would continue. 315 00:15:13.140 --> 00:15:16.500 We'd still be able to travel around the world, without polluting, I dare say, 316 00:15:16.500 --> 00:15:21.640 And it would encourage us to build huge canal systems through every country, which would be awesome! 317 00:15:21.640 --> 00:15:24.280 TOM: Sarah, you are going for aircraft. 318 00:15:24.280 --> 00:15:26.880 SARAH: Yeah, 'cause everybody look great in Biggles goggles. 389 00:15:26.880 --> 00:15:29.620 [Laughter] 320 00:15:29.620 --> 00:15:31.780 SARAH: Who doesn't, who doesn't look cooler in those? 321 00:15:31.780 --> 00:15:33.300 Like, I'm pretty sure everyone's with me on this 322 00:15:33.300 --> 00:15:35.300 plus, everyone gets a plane, like, you get a plane, 323 00:15:35.300 --> 00:15:37.700 you get a plane, everyone's got a plane! And like... 324 00:15:37.700 --> 00:15:40.140 TOM: You're going for personal, personal planes and hovercraft 325 00:15:40.140 --> 00:15:41.720 and little things like that then? 326 00:15:41.720 --> 00:15:44.500 SARAH: I, yeah it could be any kind, you could have a variety 327 00:15:44.500 --> 00:15:48.460 if you want to be good to the environment I guess, like a balloon, or like lots of balloons 328 00:15:48.460 --> 00:15:50.500 that you like tie to yourself, that would be, that would be fine, 329 00:15:50.500 --> 00:15:53.060 TOM: Or like science fiction future zeppelins. 330 00:15:53.060 --> 00:15:26.880 Sarah: Yeah, that, that's very you, that'd be you, also, you know how... 389 00:15:26.880 --> 00:15:29.620 [Laughter] 332 00:15:57.760 --> 00:16:00.260 TOM: That's not unfair, that's, that's reasonable. 333 00:16:00.260 --> 00:16:04.020 SARAH: Plus like, dunno, I always lose my car, in car parks, and so... 334 00:16:04.020 --> 00:16:07.360 Like... you probably wouldn't have that problem if you chose a good bit of sky, 335 00:16:07.360 --> 00:15:26.880 feeling like: "Oh yeah, next to that cloud that... that looks sort of like, a fish finger." 389 00:15:26.880 --> 00:15:29.620 [Laughter] 337 00:16:12.440 --> 00:16:14.660 SARAH: I mean... I guess the cloud might move. 338 00:16:15.880 --> 00:16:18.640 TOM: That's a rectangle, I'm just gon' point it out. 339 00:16:18.640 --> 00:15:26.880 SARAH: But it's all about texture, isn't it? TOM: Fair. 389 00:15:26.880 --> 00:15:29.620 [Laughter] 341 00:16:22.540 --> 00:16:25.960 SARAH: But— I guess if the cloud moves so will the thing you've parked there. 342 00:16:25.960 --> 00:16:31.860 JAY: So in this universe, you can park planes in the sky and they just hover there redy for you to climb up— 343 00:16:31.860 --> 00:16:34.220 Sarah: Yeah, 'cause otherwise they're land vehicles and you don't want to... 344 00:16:34.220 --> 00:16:35.200 TOGETHER: Oh! 345 00:16:35.200 --> 00:16:36.720 JAY: This would suit your flying thing... 346 00:16:36.720 --> 00:16:38.520 SARAH: It would actually— Yeah, very much. 347 00:16:38.520 --> 00:16:41.500 JAY: Actually, if you could fly you wouldn't need the vehicle. 348 00:16:41.500 --> 00:15:26.880 SARAH: That's true. I don't think i won that one so... 389 00:15:26.880 --> 00:15:29.620 [Laughter] 350 00:16:46.000 --> 00:16:51.920 TOM: Umm, Will, you were going for land— I'm just going to say, there are a lot of people asking whether horses count as land vehicles. 351 00:16:51.920 --> 00:16:52.800 [Will laughs] 352 00:16:52.800 --> 00:16:54.560 JAY: Do horses count as vehicles? 353 00:16:54.560 --> 00:16:59.020 TOM: That's... I'm going to let Will take that one that is your argument to agree with or not. 354 00:16:59.020 --> 00:15:26.880 WILL: Well, ‘vehicularness’ is in the eye of the transported. 389 00:15:26.880 --> 00:15:29.620 [Laughter] 356 00:17:06.080 --> 00:17:08.320 [Laughter and applause] 357 00:17:08.320 --> 00:17:10.900 WILL: So—sorry, horses—yes. 358 00:17:13.260 --> 00:17:17.340 So, space hoppers aside, and we know space hoppers are great, 359 00:17:17.340 --> 00:17:22.420 the disadvantage of land vehicles is, of course, everyone would just have to stay where the were, 360 00:17:22.420 --> 00:15:26.880 which isn't a good thing unless you're very, very right wing. 389 00:15:26.880 --> 00:15:29.620 [Laughter] 362 00:17:29.940 --> 00:17:34.900 The advantage would be that aircraft and watercraft would both be banned. 363 00:17:34.900 --> 00:17:37.220 They wouldn't be obliterated, they'd be banned, 364 00:17:37.360 --> 00:17:41.840 and that would mean that the only watercraft would be pirate ships! 365 00:17:44.780 --> 00:17:55.080 The seas would be full of pirate ships, and the air would be full of sky pirates, which are even better! 366 00:17:55.080 --> 00:15:26.880 I rest. 389 00:15:26.880 --> 00:15:29.620 [Laughter] 368 00:17:58.340 --> 00:18:01.720 [Applause] 369 00:18:01.720 --> 00:18:04.980 TOM: The comment section are now arguing about legs in general, I'm— 370 00:18:04.980 --> 00:18:05.480 SARAH: Yes! 371 00:18:05.480 --> 00:18:07.700 TOM: People are not land vehicles, okay? 372 00:18:07.700 --> 00:18:12.860 SARAH: This is a good point. Has anyone looked— you know on, like, your driving license, have you ever looked at the letters on the back, right? 373 00:18:12.860 --> 00:18:17.300 There are some *weird* things on that, like some of the letters at the bottom—they put them in small caps 374 00:18:17.300 --> 00:18:22.000 so you don't ever look into those things—like ‘pedestrian controlled vehicles’ is one of them, 375 00:18:22.000 --> 00:18:23.580 I'm getting that means feet! 376 00:18:23.580 --> 00:18:28.700 So, if it's on a driving license, you can say ‘goodbye to these!’ and they're out of there. 377 00:18:28.700 --> 00:18:30.600 There's other stuff on there as well: lawnmowers! 378 00:18:30.600 --> 00:18:37.080 You've also got a license for lawnmowers if you can drive the car, so, everybody's gardens start overgrowing, if you've— 379 00:18:37.080 --> 00:18:40.140 TOM: Riding on lawnmowers! certainly counts as a land vehicle. That's true. 380 00:18:41.040 --> 00:15:26.880 WILL: Try mowing a lawn from the sky, Sarah! 389 00:15:26.880 --> 00:15:29.620 [Laughter] 382 00:18:45.900 --> 00:18:46.400 JAY: Yeah! 383 00:18:46.400 --> 00:18:47.660 SARAH: I guess you could sort of napalm it... 384 00:18:50.960 --> 00:18:55.240 JAY: Surely the best thing to mow a lawn with, is an aeroplane on its side with a propeller. 385 00:18:56.020 --> 00:18:58.180 WILL: The precision you need... 386 00:18:58.180 --> 00:19:03.440 TOM: And the thing is, Jay, the propeller does propel you towards the ground there. 387 00:19:03.440 --> 00:19:05.180 JAY: So you'd have to do it very, very fast. 388 00:19:05.180 --> 00:15:26.880 WILL: And if you crashed, you'd be banned, because you'd suddenly be in a land vehicle. 389 00:15:26.880 --> 00:15:29.620 [Laughter] 390 00:19:11.360 --> 00:19:12.660 JAY: That's true: how would you take off? 391 00:19:12.660 --> 00:19:14.260 SARAH: Oh that's a good point. Also— 392 00:19:14.260 --> 00:19:16.600 TOM: I think we'd— We have to allow take-offs, surely? 393 00:19:16.600 --> 00:19:21.240 SARAH: Sort of means that we'll be using the red arrows for a lot more, I guess like, you know, garden maintenance... 394 00:19:22.300 --> 00:19:27.020 And I suppose they could probaly get crops in if they flew really close. 395 00:19:27.020 --> 00:19:31.640 TOM: Yeah, there are places in the US that use planes for crop dusting. 396 00:19:31.640 --> 00:19:36.600 There are ranches in Australia where they use helicopters for cattle herding. 397 00:19:36.620 --> 00:19:37.500 WILL: Never! 398 00:19:37.500 --> 00:19:40.440 TOM: Yep, absolutely. One of the most dangerous jobs in the world. 399 00:19:40.440 --> 00:19:42.540 WILL: Just from fear of the helicopter?! 400 00:19:42.720 --> 00:19:46.019 TOM: Yeah, well it turns out the ranch is the kind of size in Australia that you 401 00:19:46.019 --> 00:19:50.999 need a helicopter for, so... WILL: That's extraordinary. TOM: So if you ban aircraft 402 00:19:50.999 --> 00:19:53.879 then there are going to be a hell of a lot of un... 403 00:19:53.879 --> 00:19:59.309 I wan't to say 'rusteled', and that's the exact opposite of the word I want. JAY: Unrustelable. 404 00:19:59.309 --> 00:20:00.749 TOM: Unrustulable cattle. 405 00:20:00.749 --> 00:20:04.559 JAY: That's not the right word it's just really fun to say. [LAUGHTER] WILL: Well, the beef 406 00:20:04.560 --> 00:20:13.480 industry is terrible for the environment so, go land vehicles! [LAUGHTER] 407 00:20:13.680 --> 00:20:18.000 SARAH: I feel like I should defend the farmers on this being from Wales but I guess if 408 00:20:18.010 --> 00:20:21.460 you can't have legs then sheep dogs are going to just kind of be like... TOM: No you can 409 00:20:21.460 --> 00:20:26.860 have legs, we're not banning anything with legs. Alright? Land vehicles have... 410 00:20:26.860 --> 00:20:30.640 Land vehicles are not not creatures on legs okay? WILL: unless there's 411 00:20:30.640 --> 00:20:32.920 another creature on top having a nice ride. 412 00:20:32.920 --> 00:20:38.500 TOM: We do have a question from der Mann in der Wand, I have no idea I 413 00:20:38.500 --> 00:20:41.410 might have just said something rude in German, uh Will, 414 00:20:41.410 --> 00:20:44.530 you haven't answered how we get to other land masses. 415 00:20:45.040 --> 00:20:51.310 WILL: I haven't, you're quite right. We wouldn't. And that that is an issue unless you joined 416 00:20:51.310 --> 00:20:56.590 a pirate ship. That's that's the answer, you'd get stride up to the 417 00:20:56.590 --> 00:20:59.230 gangway on your legs which aren't vehicles 418 00:20:59.230 --> 00:21:03.850 unless you had somebody else on your back, and you'd say 'hello 419 00:21:03.850 --> 00:21:09.250 there cap'n!', and the captain would say 'Hahar there young lad!' or 'Hahar there young lass!', 420 00:21:09.250 --> 00:21:15.790 depending, and you'd say 'I'd like to go to France!' and He'd say 'Ah, 421 00:21:15.790 --> 00:21:20.000 that will cost you the lives of seven innocents and their gold!' and... 422 00:21:20.200 --> 00:21:23.340 JAY: You thought about this a lot 423 00:21:23.340 --> 00:21:26.500 TOM: I mean to be fair, i think that'S the new eurostar ticket cost so... 424 00:21:26.680 --> 00:21:29.620 JAY: is eurostar allowed in this land vehicles only thing 425 00:21:29.620 --> 00:21:31.500 TOM:Yeah, it's a train, landvehicle surely! 426 00:21:31.500 --> 00:21:32.950 SARAH:but it's through the sea 427 00:21:32.950 --> 00:03:11.920 TOM:no it's under the sea WILL:yeah TOM:like Sebastian in the little mermaid 428 00:03:11.920 --> 00:03:13.040 [laughter] 429 00:21:38.580 --> 00:21:40.440 TOM: don't know where i was going with thet reference frankly 430 00:21:40.440 --> 00:21:44.020 WILL:you could also ride around on giant crabs, if you had scuba equipment 431 00:21:49.060 --> 00:21:52.460 TOM:let's end it there let's go back to the audience 432 00:21:52.800 --> 00:21:56.660 audience! have they changed your minds the polls are open again 433 00:21:57.160 --> 00:22:00.720 A for watercraft B for aircraft C for land vehicles 434 00:22:01.120 --> 00:22:04.520 you are voting to save one of them. all others will be banned! 435 00:22:04.520 --> 00:22:07.860 If they've changed your mind, vote! 436 00:22:07.860 --> 00:22:10.220 if they haven't changed your mind you still need to vote again to get counted 437 00:22:10.220 --> 00:22:12.960 and only your first vote will count 438 00:22:12.960 --> 00:22:15.180 and the numbers are starting to come in 439 00:22:15.180 --> 00:22:18.420 (?) what option do I choose to save chitty chitty bang bang? 440 00:22:19.040 --> 00:22:24.559 that's a valid category question there SARAH: there's no saving chitty chitty bang bang there's no room for him 441 00:22:24.560 --> 00:22:28.120 WILL:No, he's going with the hovercraft TOM:yeah that's true 442 00:22:28.120 --> 00:22:32.000 - are we also have what about a water jet pack has anyone ever had to go on that 443 00:22:32.000 --> 00:22:34.790 JAY:No, I've seen people do it, it looks amazing 444 00:22:34.790 --> 00:22:38.390 did anyone anyone here tried?, I tried once and then the company i 445 00:22:38.390 --> 00:22:39.740 got the groupon with went bust 446 00:22:39.740 --> 00:22:43.880 that's my water Jetpacking story there SARAH: i once opened... you know, when you open 447 00:22:43.880 --> 00:22:45.260 bottle of coke that you've shaken up 448 00:22:45.260 --> 00:22:48.050 yeah and you'd forgotten how much is shaking it up and then it makes you jump 449 00:22:48.050 --> 00:22:50.150 yeah I kind of done that so it's close 450 00:22:50.150 --> 00:22:54.920 TOM:I mean somebody how many bottles of coke do you need to ... SARAH: just, it just need to be 451 00:22:54.920 --> 00:22:56.390 one really surprising one 452 00:22:56.390 --> 00:23:01.520 TOM:thats fair, thats fair all right polls close in about 10 seconds 453 00:23:01.520 --> 00:23:05.120 uuh guys any final comments to sway the last voters 454 00:23:05.120 --> 00:23:09.110 WILL:land land land land land! TOM: it's a strong argument 455 00:23:09.110 --> 00:23:13.850 JAY:five strong arguments TOM:yeah yeah yeah let's JAY:oh wait, you said land 456 00:23:13.850 --> 00:23:15.020 six times 457 00:23:15.020 --> 00:23:20.300 WILL:one of them was a weak argument and let's SARAH: [confused, counting with her hands] see what the results are the poles are 458 00:23:20.300 --> 00:23:26.690 held at the polls are now closed here with the old results 459 00:23:26.690 --> 00:23:30.770 twelve percent for watercraft fifty percent for aircraft 460 00:23:30.770 --> 00:23:33.920 thirty-eight percent the land vehicles here are the new results 461 00:23:33.920 --> 00:23:34.809 yes 462 00:23:34.809 --> 00:23:39.639 it's lamb burgers it's going one way and the aircraft lost out the most there 463 00:23:39.639 --> 00:23:44.230 yes a cross sorry Sarah aircraft was comprehensively trance and Jay you did 464 00:23:44.230 --> 00:23:48.970 move some people over there but by just three percent of the audience 465 00:23:48.970 --> 00:23:57.220 the winner of round two will say what now i will say well that there are four 466 00:23:57.220 --> 00:23:58.059 rounds 467 00:23:58.059 --> 00:24:02.799 I'm literally the last one is worth two points but you are kind of running away 468 00:24:02.799 --> 00:24:03.730 with it here 469 00:24:03.730 --> 00:24:06.970 I don't think this is this is going well I've had ghosts and space office 470 00:24:07.690 --> 00:24:10.809 good night I've had a better just tired and you've been doing well in this quiz 471 00:24:10.809 --> 00:24:17.889 that nasty elements i don't think that we have a hashtag back and legs going on 472 00:24:17.889 --> 00:24:22.600 and chat which are quite like - the hashtag band legs bad legs i'm like 473 00:24:22.600 --> 00:24:25.629 great I don't know whether that's implying that everyone will sort of get 474 00:24:25.629 --> 00:24:27.820 I don't like the way that something up 475 00:24:27.820 --> 00:24:34.389 you can keep your legs just not allowed to use them oh no no I said yeah you 476 00:24:34.389 --> 00:24:40.899 signature everyone vehicles definitely like that let's move on round three is a 477 00:24:40.899 --> 00:24:45.340 is a mystery props around out J I'm gonna ask you to work to go off 478 00:24:45.340 --> 00:24:48.190 you could take them out one at a time to the right to take a right on first and 479 00:24:48.190 --> 00:24:52.029 get back to you - we'll ask his name in it now come down today you got it fixed 480 00:24:52.029 --> 00:24:57.580 that you cannot look at that you forgot about that second one - Sarah know our 481 00:24:57.580 --> 00:25:02.289 comedians genuinely have no idea what are under these salvors are they are 482 00:25:02.289 --> 00:25:05.710 going to be debating whatever happens to be under here 483 00:25:05.710 --> 00:25:15.490 so the question is go ahead take off the tops rice pasta or potatoes which is the 484 00:25:15.490 --> 00:25:22.480 best car behind open you can go and i think i might be your see in the chat 485 00:25:22.480 --> 00:25:30.129 k is for rice B is for pasta and c is war Cato's are now I appear to be having 486 00:25:30.129 --> 00:25:33.159 technical problem here because there are the numbers are coming in 487 00:25:33.159 --> 00:25:35.680 that's far who all morning 488 00:25:35.680 --> 00:25:39.220 but the leg has clearly extended a little beyond 10 seconds i was briefly 489 00:25:39.220 --> 00:25:43.240 worried that is fine but loading we're just gradually speeding up that side 490 00:25:43.240 --> 00:25:44.440 timely possible 491 00:25:44.440 --> 00:25:48.190 I'm that's fine it's 25 frames a second here 24 in the US that's obviously not 492 00:25:48.190 --> 00:25:50.350 as complete company you're driving 493 00:25:50.350 --> 00:25:53.350 so would you like us to move around a little faster 494 00:25:54.730 --> 00:25:59.440 I'm so a for rice be four pasta at sea for potatoes only your first vote will 495 00:25:59.440 --> 00:26:03.940 count and you vote by typing those letters into the chat box on the right 496 00:26:03.940 --> 00:26:05.230 arm 497 00:26:05.230 --> 00:26:08.740 you guys a one way I didn't check it in here celiac why is anyone here have a 498 00:26:08.740 --> 00:26:12.970 have a habit of wheat allergy because I if I just gave you a sudden load of past 499 00:26:12.970 --> 00:26:16.150 to there and then I can start threatening people with it 500 00:26:16.150 --> 00:26:18.880 you can't that's a really good are you saying that we're going to have to like 501 00:26:18.880 --> 00:26:22.750 out there soon no I'm gonna finish not like I would have cooked at first it 502 00:26:22.750 --> 00:26:26.470 felt like it i did just realized the studios has no food or drink in here so 503 00:26:26.470 --> 00:26:31.720 feel free to tear open the backs but please try not to get rights are rights 504 00:26:31.720 --> 00:26:34.750 or pasta of red potatoes I think we are you going to have trouble getting them 505 00:26:34.750 --> 00:26:35.260 everywhere 506 00:26:35.260 --> 00:26:41.350 yeah yeah yeah Richard about 10 seconds left in the poll here are so very best 507 00:26:41.350 --> 00:26:49.930 of luck on the exam which they got the other one here i am very happy with the 508 00:26:49.930 --> 00:26:52.930 director who's all right the pole 509 00:26:53.750 --> 00:26:58.760 you can put this all this down now the line got one of the friends that noise 510 00:26:59.810 --> 00:27:06.350 the polls are now closed let's see the results only twelve percent in favor of 511 00:27:06.350 --> 00:27:06.920 rice 512 00:27:06.920 --> 00:27:11.540 what fifty percent in favor of pasture thirty-eight percent in favor of 513 00:27:11.540 --> 00:27:18.530 potatoes so pasta is out in the lead. in which case ... 514 00:27:18.530 --> 00:27:23.270 let's - he says it's just checking he's hit the correct button there 515 00:27:23.270 --> 00:27:30.050 yeah i have,that's fine - let's have a look at the answers there i'm going to go to 516 00:27:30.050 --> 00:27:34.130 Sarah first because you were on pasta. Why pasta? 517 00:27:34.730 --> 00:27:38.210 this has a high Number half people think pasta already 518 00:27:38.210 --> 00:27:43.070 well - you should be pleased - I will be if they still do that the end we'll see 519 00:27:43.070 --> 00:27:46.460 that's a change their minds right pasta 520 00:27:46.460 --> 00:27:53.210 okay. good. what if ok this is really important to culture that's what we need right and 521 00:27:53.210 --> 00:27:59.330 - stay with me - pasta is absolutely crucial to like education and culture 522 00:27:59.330 --> 00:28:02.540 because who remembers Neil Buchanans art attack 523 00:28:02.540 --> 00:28:05.440 Yeah Yeah 524 00:28:05.440 --> 00:28:08.690 right good imagine if he didn't have pasta will already be 525 00:28:08.690 --> 00:28:12.230 making all the time and time one but that's the international references well 526 00:28:12.230 --> 00:28:16.580 as tax on love the channels would love two presenters brilliant yeah so we've 527 00:28:16.580 --> 00:28:18.350 got a nice pen a here 528 00:28:18.350 --> 00:28:21.530 there's those that all bow things there is a tagliatelle 529 00:28:22.310 --> 00:28:27.200 I'm going to get some Italians on my side is so we get e 530 00:28:27.200 --> 00:28:32.750 that's one so we need all those for art right also if we keep sending students 531 00:28:32.750 --> 00:28:37.160 like away and they've got no pasture they're not going to do well 532 00:28:37.160 --> 00:28:43.370 potatoes are poisonous snake again i can immediately going to give will the 533 00:28:43.370 --> 00:28:46.370 bottle to that I ate a potato yet 534 00:28:47.010 --> 00:28:54.120 instead I think I'm just like you are and what you're convincing cups but yeah 535 00:28:54.120 --> 00:28:58.590 yeah that's true but as a student if you don't know how to cook I mean posture is 536 00:28:58.590 --> 00:28:59.970 probably not delicious 537 00:28:59.970 --> 00:29:03.990 if you get it wrong or don't cook it but nothing too interesting to get it wrong 538 00:29:03.990 --> 00:29:08.670 this is what I do when they went to UT a lot of posture anyone yeah yeah 539 00:29:08.670 --> 00:29:12.810 they can't actually see your hands up in the audience. there were loads of them guys at home 540 00:29:12.810 --> 00:29:14.850 everyone, everyone agrees 541 00:29:14.850 --> 00:29:19.350 they're all on this side so yeah that's pasta: culture and education because 542 00:29:19.350 --> 00:29:20.310 everyone will die 543 00:29:20.310 --> 00:29:23.205 allright, Jay, you've been you've been quiet so far 544 00:29:23.205 --> 00:29:24.510 I was intrigued by your 545 00:29:24.510 --> 00:29:27.480 argument about pasta being the best thing that you can make out with because 546 00:29:27.480 --> 00:29:34.410 surely do it online so you can create a much higher resolution image on how do I 547 00:29:34.410 --> 00:29:38.400 know that surely rise trunks to pasture but more importantly this is way more 548 00:29:38.400 --> 00:29:42.660 versatile because not only can you use rice in you know almost every kind of 549 00:29:42.660 --> 00:29:45.900 chinese cooking an Indian cooking it's the most important thing in the world 550 00:29:46.620 --> 00:29:49.980 and whereas pasta can only be used for a main course you can have rice in a 551 00:29:49.980 --> 00:29:54.510 starter in a main course and dessert you can have rice pudding as well that's 552 00:29:54.510 --> 00:29:57.660 what that has as anyone have dessert pasta is that I think anyone he was 553 00:29:57.660 --> 00:29:58.380 made 554 00:29:58.380 --> 00:30:04.260 Oh what Roger little thing for loser in your loser 555 00:30:04.260 --> 00:30:10.620 that sounds great i also sure there was a need a good word though 556 00:30:10.620 --> 00:30:15.180 fflewddur like that but there's other good pastures but it was those in New 557 00:30:15.180 --> 00:30:18.930 York Cafe that did a chocolate lasagna that maybe internet break for the 558 00:30:18.930 --> 00:30:23.920 holidays that don't think he will be delicious i have not try something but I 559 00:30:23.920 --> 00:30:26.130 I'm for all flavors of lasagna 560 00:30:26.130 --> 00:30:29.820 another thing about Rice that's just occurred to me and if you're celiac or wheat in 561 00:30:29.820 --> 00:30:34.050 tone and you can't have pasta you can create a pasta like substance using rice 562 00:30:34.650 --> 00:30:38.820 we don't we have a comment here from religious be saying of what about gnocchi 563 00:30:38.820 --> 00:30:42.900 i'm just we're not to mention your key to separate your key is the hovercraft 564 00:30:42.900 --> 00:30:45.420 of the carbohydrates 565 00:30:45.420 --> 00:30:48.420 that if nothing else is the phrase for the night 566 00:30:49.170 --> 00:30:52.830 the traffic of power behind it says on the package of yucky well you you've 567 00:30:52.830 --> 00:30:56.430 been quiet so far and I sense you are holding together a barnstorming argument 568 00:30:56.430 --> 00:31:00.240 to get out here so we left right left right well I'm gonna I'm gonna start by 569 00:31:00.240 --> 00:31:05.670 getting out of potato am I don't hate it when you don't have one secreted away 570 00:31:05.670 --> 00:31:09.420 any way that I mean they're quite distracting be placed there 571 00:31:09.420 --> 00:31:22.320 yeah yeah that actually title of a people running their m88 hello 572 00:31:22.320 --> 00:31:29.460 mation stick your Minister you got out they diverse and no potatoes other and 573 00:31:29.460 --> 00:31:32.670 gold not knowing what they are they're they're obviously the best carbohydrate 574 00:31:32.670 --> 00:31:37.440 big cars if you put them in a ship and that ship 575 00:31:37.440 --> 00:31:41.700 get some water in the hole that the only one that won't make the ship explode 576 00:31:43.620 --> 00:31:49.140 is that a strong enough reason to eliminate the other two is this an 577 00:31:49.140 --> 00:31:51.840 elimination round by the way I was invested a lot of elimination round 578 00:31:51.840 --> 00:31:54.720 don't worry but I'm just once they just explode 579 00:31:54.720 --> 00:31:56.970 Jesus mean they're gonna swell up because i think at that point your 580 00:31:56.970 --> 00:31:59.370 problem is not the pasta but the water 581 00:31:59.370 --> 00:32:04.650 what you have here is you say that jump them but water is the natural medium of 582 00:32:04.650 --> 00:32:09.480 potato becoming deliciousness and I once saw an episode of Hornblower 583 00:32:09.480 --> 00:32:15.390 we're back there where he he stole her ship from France which was full of rice 584 00:32:15.390 --> 00:32:21.240 and that ship exploded and I don't want that to happen in general you may be in 585 00:32:21.240 --> 00:32:26.100 general and also if we're doing our potatoes are vastly more this dough 586 00:32:26.100 --> 00:32:30.720 because you can come of them yet you can carve them into any of the shapes pastor 587 00:32:30.720 --> 00:32:32.670 can do and you 588 00:32:32.670 --> 00:32:37.710 what why fiddle around making it a high res rice image when you can just take 589 00:32:37.710 --> 00:32:45.480 your scalp poland and have loads of fun with a Maris Piper the Maris Piper is is 590 00:32:45.480 --> 00:32:48.830 a type of potato and not wills x just so you know 591 00:32:48.830 --> 00:32:53.539 good lord scalpel and have loads of fucking much 592 00:32:53.539 --> 00:32:58.370 why did you agree of Tom's you doing don't look at the comments and we'll 593 00:32:58.370 --> 00:33:01.700 have loads of fun with the Maris Piper and I'll be honest it sounds like that 594 00:33:01.700 --> 00:33:03.110 sounds much worse than it was 595 00:33:03.110 --> 00:33:06.350 I'm really open if he actually did have an ex corde Maris Piper 596 00:33:06.350 --> 00:33:10.640 that's her I want to clarify that everyone i am in no way Jack the Ripper 597 00:33:10.640 --> 00:33:20.750 good good oh I'm not sure how can you defend a food that takes at least half 598 00:33:20.750 --> 00:33:24.080 an hour to prepare the problem with potatoes it takes forever to boil them 599 00:33:24.080 --> 00:33:29.269 until you do but you don't have to boil you can chop them up good and thin 600 00:33:29.269 --> 00:33:35.539 we can't even longer hard boil them in cream and then don't even bother most of 601 00:33:35.539 --> 00:33:40.100 it anyways might be coming great grandfather what your best pasta dish 602 00:33:40.100 --> 00:33:43.909 there and I can do pasta 603 00:33:44.600 --> 00:33:48.799 like what raise up 604 00:33:48.799 --> 00:33:53.779 what's your favorite constellation I oh this is this is not looking good for me 605 00:33:53.779 --> 00:33:56.720 and my culinary skills do you have a favorite past shape 606 00:33:56.720 --> 00:34:03.860 Oh further because I'm rice comes in all sorts of stuff that's already sorry I'm 607 00:34:03.860 --> 00:34:10.669 gonna need to clarify . what shakes just was coming in medium sized long and 608 00:34:10.669 --> 00:34:17.659 quick cook that potatoes have all three of those and that's just in their 609 00:34:17.659 --> 00:34:25.010 intrinsic for new potatoes baked eating potatoes for saving things before haha 610 00:34:25.580 --> 00:34:28.429 all rights don't forget you can have and there's so many different ways of 611 00:34:28.429 --> 00:34:32.240 cooking it one of the most amazing ones is the sticky rice that you get in sushi 612 00:34:32.240 --> 00:34:34.429 japanese for you but people keep right 613 00:34:34.429 --> 00:34:38.270 I read not go right where these old people there's a there's a time of year 614 00:34:38.270 --> 00:34:42.589 when apparently they easy sticky rice cakes and it keeps getting people really 615 00:34:42.589 --> 00:34:44.030 really hard to swallow 616 00:34:44.030 --> 00:34:47.149 so yeah like they're just instruments of death 617 00:34:47.149 --> 00:34:51.369 that's hot rice is you know they're blowing up ships probably got the butt 618 00:34:51.369 --> 00:34:54.129 you blow up pigeons if you feel like that's why you can't throw them at 619 00:34:54.129 --> 00:34:58.299 weddings don't do that that's a lot of things so it's a bitter pretty nasty 620 00:34:58.299 --> 00:35:01.960 dangerous stuff and poisonous potatoes which apparently wouldn't be a foodstuff 621 00:35:01.960 --> 00:35:06.009 nowadays if they were if they were discovered nowadays because of how much 622 00:35:06.009 --> 00:35:08.890 how poisonous they are when they're uncooked people probably wouldn't keep 623 00:35:08.890 --> 00:35:11.410 so you're arguing that pasta's safe 624 00:35:11.410 --> 00:35:18.220 pasta is safe but excited to see ya all right we're gonna do it we're going to 625 00:35:18.220 --> 00:35:19.210 close it there 626 00:35:19.210 --> 00:35:23.769 I'm going to help we're going to ask the audience one more time how they change 627 00:35:23.769 --> 00:35:26.589 your mind even if they haven't you will still need to vote again 628 00:35:26.589 --> 00:35:31.839 hey for rice beef or posture see for potatoes which is the best carbohydrate 629 00:35:31.839 --> 00:35:35.680 a B or C in the comments right now are you can put you right let's keep me in 630 00:35:35.680 --> 00:35:38.049 for a minute let me take this over to the end 631 00:35:38.049 --> 00:35:41.650 yeah yeah all right but it's better to be the prize if you want to or not 632 00:35:42.309 --> 00:35:46.420 yeah well i did i'm going to point out there is a vodka vs <operand> six 633 00:35:46.420 --> 00:35:51.369 </operand> might happen in the comments of course no one went well cohol here 634 00:35:51.369 --> 00:35:54.880 you can't make alcohol with pasta can make it with we know open you can drink 635 00:35:54.880 --> 00:35:58.720 alcohol with pasta drink alcohol with any 636 00:35:58.720 --> 00:36:07.119 No yeah 3 listen to me what all right on the alcohol mode if you leave a potato 637 00:36:07.119 --> 00:36:09.940 under sink it turns into vodka 638 00:36:09.940 --> 00:36:14.079 I challenge you to do that with your ingredients just your house may steal 639 00:36:14.079 --> 00:36:19.779 your potatoes are warning me that's like me are that was 640 00:36:19.779 --> 00:36:23.349 we also have microorganism here saying how you can make electricity with 641 00:36:23.349 --> 00:36:25.630 protector was probably quite a few people have said that as well 642 00:36:25.630 --> 00:36:29.470 well if you if you put put the right wires into them 643 00:36:29.470 --> 00:36:33.579 you did well they were like two small battery and you can turn them interfaces 644 00:36:33.579 --> 00:36:38.619 with their that that said Alejandro has also pointed out the rice can dry your 645 00:36:38.619 --> 00:36:39.519 phone 646 00:36:39.519 --> 00:36:44.410 exactly you can dry your phone with the potato but you can wet your phone 647 00:36:46.540 --> 00:36:51.700 there's also the suggestion of no main from no name given that you are you get 648 00:36:51.700 --> 00:36:54.070 you can't throw potatoes to the wedding 649 00:36:54.070 --> 00:36:59.380 don't you just love you remember things like that about 650 00:36:59.380 --> 00:37:04.750 no no waiting for a couple you like how many weddings for couples you don't like 651 00:37:04.750 --> 00:37:05.740 do you go to 652 00:37:05.740 --> 00:37:09.310 most of them everything they give you an invite they always give you two options 653 00:37:09.310 --> 00:37:13.060 which are sorry i can't make it or I'd be delighted to make it they never give 654 00:37:13.060 --> 00:37:20.380 you the but grudgingly ok alright the polls are now closed 655 00:37:20.380 --> 00:37:25.240 these are old results it was twelve percent rice it was 54 past it was 38 656 00:37:25.240 --> 00:37:26.230 for potatoes 657 00:37:26.230 --> 00:37:31.270 let's see if you change anyone's minds good grief it's all gone from rice 658 00:37:31.270 --> 00:37:34.210 that's astonishing let's see how much that's changed 659 00:37:34.210 --> 00:37:39.670 whoa exactly what it was about twenty four percent of the audience have gone 660 00:37:39.670 --> 00:37:43.600 from pasta to write in tow climbing people change their minds all over but 661 00:37:43.600 --> 00:37:48.520 the j absolutely a convincing argument for rice so I get to keep the rice 662 00:37:48.520 --> 00:37:56.650 you get to keep the rice and this round winner is jay Foreman so there is one 663 00:37:56.650 --> 00:38:02.110 round remaining in this game and with the points like that are will you can 664 00:38:02.110 --> 00:38:06.940 command a flat-out victory with this jay you can pick past will get two points 665 00:38:06.940 --> 00:38:07.870 and take it 666 00:38:07.870 --> 00:38:14.320 Sarah you can force a tie-break so it is still anybody's game as we go into the 667 00:38:14.320 --> 00:38:19.510 final set quick round it's still technically he didn't do that well say I 668 00:38:19.510 --> 00:38:22.440 just hit the Chaos now 669 00:38:22.440 --> 00:38:25.920 gloves are off people here's how the last round works 670 00:38:25.920 --> 00:38:29.130 there is going to be about three minutes on the clock i'm gonna need a volunteer 671 00:38:29.130 --> 00:38:32.700 sitting in the audience someone here putting the hand up on testing your 672 00:38:32.700 --> 00:38:33.420 there we go 673 00:38:33.420 --> 00:38:36.900 the loud voice at the back there what I want you to do is count in your head 674 00:38:36.900 --> 00:38:39.210 from when the polls close 675 00:38:39.210 --> 00:38:44.579 about three minutes it can be less it can be more about three minutes when 676 00:38:44.579 --> 00:38:46.079 you're getting bored 677 00:38:46.079 --> 00:38:51.810 please you know the words i'm bored really little boy when that happens the 678 00:38:51.810 --> 00:38:56.790 pole is gonna slam shut and we'll get that but here's the thing we're not 679 00:38:56.790 --> 00:39:00.420 asking the audience then what the second time is the audience's results are going 680 00:39:00.420 --> 00:39:05.730 to be on screen continuously and you guys can change your vote as often as 681 00:39:05.730 --> 00:39:12.030 you want without getting cut by you to put spamming if someone makes a strong 682 00:39:12.030 --> 00:39:14.040 argument enough to change your mind 683 00:39:14.040 --> 00:39:18.359 we will see it right away as the vote shift and it's the difference between 684 00:39:18.359 --> 00:39:22.020 what the start was and what the end was that's gonna get you the point 685 00:39:22.020 --> 00:39:26.190 you already yes look so we're going to start by asking the internet for its 686 00:39:26.190 --> 00:39:29.310 opinion and it's who would win in a fight 687 00:39:29.310 --> 00:39:35.430 Bruce Wayne Bruce Willis or Bruce Lee people 688 00:39:36.089 --> 00:39:39.089 audience here think that's a genuinely difficult question yeah 689 00:39:39.690 --> 00:39:45.810 hey for Bruce Wayne be for Bruce Willis see for Bruce Lee get your answering by 690 00:39:45.810 --> 00:39:48.900 typing it in the chat right now 691 00:39:48.900 --> 00:39:53.280 arm that is an interesting question not just for the pipes or bruises but 692 00:39:53.280 --> 00:40:00.810 because we've got one fictional up one that plays someone who's hard-on one who 693 00:40:00.810 --> 00:40:05.310 really is so I think it's going to jail you're going to take bruce wine even 694 00:40:05.310 --> 00:40:08.040 Sarah you're going to take bruce willis 695 00:40:08.040 --> 00:40:12.000 well you're going to take bruce lee here we go 696 00:40:12.000 --> 00:40:16.619 the pole is going to close straightaway we're going to see some results and it's 697 00:40:16.619 --> 00:40:17.579 whoever's arguing 698 00:40:17.579 --> 00:40:20.579 first you ready all right here our initial results 699 00:40:24.470 --> 00:40:29.300 can he says things that I've done amazingly well there we go here or 700 00:40:29.300 --> 00:40:32.030 initial results okay look it's for Bruce Willis 701 00:40:32.030 --> 00:40:35.840 haha and dragged musicals and vice versus pasta thing we had 702 00:40:35.840 --> 00:40:39.680 huh alright my love is like that way see if I've got a close pole 703 00:40:39.680 --> 00:40:45.170 oh there we go I'm sorry but instead i hit the right button there are seven 704 00:40:45.170 --> 00:40:49.700 Bruce why you a 12-percent bruce willis 51-percent Bruce Lee 705 00:40:49.700 --> 00:40:53.180 here we go with the second pole take it off 706 00:40:53.180 --> 00:40:57.349 well Bruce Wayne has access to the most important power of them all the power of 707 00:40:57.349 --> 00:41:01.310 having millions and millions of dollars are so it doesn't matter how tough the 708 00:41:01.310 --> 00:41:04.280 other two are Bruce Wayne could just build an enormous beat the other two up 709 00:41:04.280 --> 00:41:07.099 my veal and do it successfully 710 00:41:07.099 --> 00:41:10.550 but that's not an argument for winning in a fight that's the Dozen argument to 711 00:41:10.550 --> 00:41:12.230 win planning for a fight 712 00:41:12.230 --> 00:41:15.230 yeah only if you can all understand how long did it take to get stuff on amazon 713 00:41:15.230 --> 00:41:18.470 this is like all know my you know my body armors and turned up yet he still 714 00:41:18.470 --> 00:41:22.460 waiting for you but you need to be tough for like straight off the bat and Bruce 715 00:41:22.460 --> 00:41:23.930 what it was Bruce what is right 716 00:41:23.930 --> 00:41:27.890 he is hard i mean he's the man to fight in a vest like you've got that right 717 00:41:27.890 --> 00:41:32.450 but she's not only easy hard as nails but also he's pretty decent you know 718 00:41:32.450 --> 00:41:34.849 he'll cover up to you know and that occur 719 00:41:34.849 --> 00:41:38.240 ok but Bruce Lee is the only one who is an adjective 720 00:41:39.349 --> 00:41:47.540 how so the to do a thing and a Bruce Lee way how did you beat him up 721 00:41:47.540 --> 00:41:52.940 Priestley which i'm not very web indeed that makes him an adverb your ad 722 00:41:54.470 --> 00:42:00.680 grandma I'm supporting Bruce Lee's that's actually when you . that's what 723 00:42:00.680 --> 00:42:05.119 Bruce Willis would not be listening to grab me punching people who said that 724 00:42:05.119 --> 00:42:08.420 but it depends on whether the question is who would win in a fight that take 725 00:42:08.420 --> 00:42:09.530 place right now 726 00:42:09.530 --> 00:42:12.920 who would win in a fight that you can have next week and if the fight takes 727 00:42:12.920 --> 00:42:15.260 place next week it's surely the one who's riches that 728 00:42:15.260 --> 00:42:17.780 no I think it's gonna be Bruce Willis because he's the only one who's actually 729 00:42:17.780 --> 00:42:24.500 not dead but with a lot but we're currently in a world economic downturn 730 00:42:24.500 --> 00:42:27.980 and Bruce Lee is a self-made man 731 00:42:27.980 --> 00:42:32.359 I think Bruce Willis error christmas is fine basic weapons finances would be 732 00:42:32.359 --> 00:42:37.280 quite dropping now where's Bruce Lee is secure in his self-made martial arts 733 00:42:37.280 --> 00:42:43.820 millions and what would have access to . that's lost me one percent the polls 734 00:42:43.820 --> 00:42:45.170 have closed 735 00:42:45.170 --> 00:42:50.090 oh LOL that's it that's the final results in there let me check numbers 769 00:42:50.090 --> 00:42:50.810 here we'll put all this together right here 737 00:42:50.810 --> 00:42:54.530 I realize that was a jump at the end I'm just checking everything came in 738 00:42:54.530 --> 00:42:58.040 yes it did we running on like on the graphics those are the final results 739 00:42:58.040 --> 00:43:05.119 here with the first numbers 37 to Bruce Wayne 12 bruce willis 51 to Bruce Lee 740 00:43:05.119 --> 00:43:08.030 are I'm just a double check that with my things 741 00:43:08.030 --> 00:43:11.089 yes we have had some display glitches there but those are accurate that's why 742 00:43:11.089 --> 00:43:12.080 the world thought 743 00:43:12.080 --> 00:43:15.619 here are the final results after you guys argued 744 00:43:15.619 --> 00:43:21.770 oh I don't know how much has changed the answer is it's my it's just 745 00:43:25.000 --> 00:43:31.750 you know having the best for convincing the most people over to your side so 746 00:43:31.750 --> 00:43:37.180 that gives two points to Sarah and it means we go to a tie-break there is one 747 00:43:37.180 --> 00:43:41.200 last question and this is entirely on the audience 748 00:43:41.200 --> 00:43:47.110 I'm not gonna ask him what twice i'm just ask them once who argued best you 749 00:43:47.110 --> 00:43:52.630 are voting day for Jay you won't win but when like your marketing because sarah 750 00:43:52.630 --> 00:43:57.130 or seeking wealth of grief for Sarah super well whoever you vote right now is 751 00:43:57.130 --> 00:43:59.590 gonna be the winner of the show tonight 752 00:43:59.590 --> 00:44:03.880 make your last gasp why is your the audience spoke for you 753 00:44:03.880 --> 00:44:07.120 I was lowest 754 00:44:07.120 --> 00:44:13.540 but yeah I mean you convince people for Bruce Lee did i know i did not progress 755 00:44:13.540 --> 00:44:15.610 well it's 17 which way is up 756 00:44:15.610 --> 00:44:18.700 right i forgot to say anything on that i'm going to convince them now he's got 757 00:44:18.700 --> 00:44:22.000 no hair all you internet people with no hair be on the side of Bruce with this 758 00:44:22.000 --> 00:44:23.860 is that too late for belly 759 00:44:23.860 --> 00:44:27.490 uh-huh please help i got it no vote for Jake is that we will have a nice tall 760 00:44:27.490 --> 00:44:33.160 does that that was going to be all the other side and see the whole numbers 761 00:44:33.160 --> 00:44:35.470 coming in so it's not looking for good for you or not 762 00:44:35.470 --> 00:44:38.710 well that wasn't hard that was gonna be my argument if you're enjoying the show 763 00:44:38.710 --> 00:44:44.440 then I but not sure that I break which means we can keep going to close in 10 764 00:44:44.440 --> 00:44:45.520 seconds 765 00:44:45.520 --> 00:44:51.520 who argued the best day for jb4 Sarah c4 well I'll while I have your attention 766 00:44:51.520 --> 00:44:54.700 thank you very much can we have an enormous rand reports for all our three 767 00:44:54.700 --> 00:44:57.700 comedians here tonight 768 00:44:58.510 --> 00:42:50.090 to our chat moderator and everyone who's been giving them trouble online team 769 00:42:50.090 --> 00:42:50.810 here we'll put all this together right here 770 00:45:12.820 --> 00:45:23.200 our final results voting is closed tonight's winner is better than 771 00:45:23.200 --> 00:45:27.010 gentlemen it's a three-way tie they all get to take home the carbohydrate the 772 00:45:27.010 --> 00:45:30.220 night argue for you 773 00:45:30.720 --> 00:45:32.760 congratulations! that has been our show 774 00:45:32.760 --> 00:45:39.570 that has been: Jay Foreman, Sarah Breese and Will Seaward 775 00:45:39.570 --> 00:45:42.570 I've been Tom Scott have a very very good night good night