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Everyone's going to watch this back and think
I'm stupid,

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and it is partially true, but it's only 30%
studipidity

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and 70% pressure.

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Did you just say stupididity...?

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Exactly! Right! See, it's happening already,
guys.

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Let's do this!

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Welcome back to Game On, I'm Tom Scott.

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I'm David Bodycombe.

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And this is an elimination match.

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One of these players is going through to the
final,

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one of them is going home,

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and it's a grudge match, really!

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It's a repeat of round 1. Steven Bridges vs
Emma Blackery.

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Last time, Steven took it in rock-paper-scissors,

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it was all about reading your opponent,

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it was all about physical dexterity.

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What've we got this time?

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Well, it's a death match, whoever loses this
goes home.

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And it's a game I've invented called
Quiz Buzz.

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Oh, boy. Okay. This is general knowledge and...
mental arithmetic.

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Yes. So it's just like the schoolyard game
of Fizz Buzz,

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but instead of saying 'fizz' and 'buzz' to
replace certain numbers,

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you have to say lists of quiz answers.

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You'll get the hang of it, you'll follow it.

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First one to give an incorrect response

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or not answer within 5 seconds loses that
point.

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We're playing the first to win three lists.

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"Okay, so players, this is Round 1.

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"And I want you to replace every multiple of
5 with a state of the USA

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"and every multiple of 11 with a
James Bond film."

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(It's those James Bond ones.
I don't know any.)

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Ready? Yep.

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Rock paper scissors to start...

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Okay. I will go second.

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Okay. 1.

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3...

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4.

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New York.

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6.

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7...

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8.

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9.

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10.

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[BUZZ] No! Ten's wrong.

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10's a multiple of 5.

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-- Ohh! No!
-- There we go.

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-- I didn't think of that.
-- Just didn't see it.

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People watching this back are going to go,
"ohh, she didn't..."

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but it's just a different story when you're
here.

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I'm going to look like such a pleb now!

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The pressure just messes with you.

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I was thinking 5, and you think 11, so you
think odd numbers.

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Maybe going first wasn't such a good idea!

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Going first means you're saying the odd numbers

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'cos all the questions will be on odd numbers

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otherwise the same person's always saying
them

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so going first means you get the easy ones
straight off

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and your opponent's got to remember the ×2s.

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Yes, but it also means you're in the game earlier.

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Yeah. I didn't realise why she was buzzed
there either.

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I just didn't see it.

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I can't think of any elements!

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Obviously I can think of some, but not enough.

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1.

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2.

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Boron.

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4.

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5.

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-- Iron?
-- Just play boron early on!

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7.

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8.

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Beryllium.

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Go with the obvious ones(!)

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Er, 10.

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11.

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12.

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[BUZZ] No! No, that's wrong.

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Multiple of 3!

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-- Oh! Damn!
-- Yes!

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I love the look on his face, just... "what?"

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You're just naming things I've never heard of!

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Grab the easy ones early on, though, 'cos
then he can't use them.

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Yeah, you should definitely grab oxygen, or
helium, early...

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I would've done now, but...

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Yeah, for some reason my brain was stuck on
metals.

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I don't think that was the problem!

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I think basic factorisation was the problem(!)

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They were quite intimidating, though.

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They were quite good intimidation methods.

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I was thinking of frickin' planets! I was
like, Pluto...nium?

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Is Plutonium a thing on the... right, okay.

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Just for the record, Pluto is not a planet.

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We all know in our hearts that we feel like
it is a planet.

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-- We know it's a planet.
-- It's just not big enough to be...

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Would you not call a small dog a dog because
it's small? Come on guys.

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What? They definitely have different properties,
it's not just a miniature dog!

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The players don't see what's on screen, by
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they just have to remember this.

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Do we look sporty(?)

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Revelations.

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8.

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-- Er, London.
-- He remembered.

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10.

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11.

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Luke.

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16.

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17.

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Braz... Rio?

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Yep! She nearly said Brazil there, which wouldn't
have been right,

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but we'll allow it.

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19?

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20...?

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-- Er... John!
-- Just! Just in time!

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22.

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26.

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27.

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No! [BUZZ]
That should have been an Olympic city.

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Damn! 9, 18, 27!

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Oh, I am so glad!

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So that is 2-1 to Emma, so it's match point
for her.

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I want to make it known that I really despise
ABBA.

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Okay. 1.

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3.

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4.

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Cameron.

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Er, 6!

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7.

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Gimme Gimme Gimme.

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Erm, Blair.

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11.

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12.

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13.

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Attlee.

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17.

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Money Money Money.

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Brown.

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[BUZZ] No! 19's prime!

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Oh, no!

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Prime numbers are always safe...

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I studied politics. I would've done quite
well with the prime ministers.

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I was running low.

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So that is 2-2. It's match point for both
of them.

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Whoever wins this one is through to the final,

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whoever loses is out of the game.
-- Yep.

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-- On the table!
-- Okay. Okay. Okay.

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1.

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Alpha.

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5.

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Erm... no! Er, Bravo.

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Just! They're going in alphabetical order
here.

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7.

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8.

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-- Foxtrot.
-- Or not...

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10.

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-- Need a play...
-- Hamlet.
-- That's it.

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Er, Delta.

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Er... 13?

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14?

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[BUZZ] No! No, that's it!

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Yes!

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Multiple of three! Yes!

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That was terrifying.

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That was the most confusing, complicated game
of Fizz Buzz I've ever seen in my life.

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Tense.

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That was amazing.

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I'm through to the final! Wow!

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So that's it. It's down to the undefeated
Hannah Nicklin versus Emma Blackery,

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who lost her first game and has just kept
alive since then.

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What are they going to be playing?

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It's a really clever strategy game called
Order and Chaos.

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We'll see you then.

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