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ROBERT AVERY: The ball is thrown from one
end of the court to the other.

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The ball must hit the ground no more than
6m

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from your own goal, and must hit the ground
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at least 6m from the opposition's goal.

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You defend it by throwing your body in front
of it

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The ball weight 1.25kg and has three bells
in it.

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Being thrown at you... probably today, only
speeds up to about 25mph.

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Blindfolds are worn so that it's a totally
level playing field.

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So whether you have no sight or a little bit
of sight,

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or you're fully sighted as you guys will be,

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everybody can play.

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REFEREE: [WHISTLES] Play!

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[WHISTLES] Goal, Glasgow!

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GARY BRANNAN: I will say, straight up, it
looks like

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when you're watching it quite a slow thing
to watch.

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There's not much happening, there's just people
very gently lying down.

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Actually, in the heat of it, when you're trying
to discern

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using only your ears -- which let's face it,

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are knackered from years of headphone use
anyway...

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ROBERT AVERY: Hopefully they can hear the
ball coming to them.

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Tracking the ball is a skill that develops
the more you play.

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TOM SCOTT: You had a penalty!

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GARY BRANNAN: I had a penalty to save. My
own fault.

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Instead of rolling the ball, I threw it.

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REFEREE: [WHISTLES] High ball!

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GARY BRANNAN: 'Cos what I went for was:

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just lob yourself bodily in the direction
of anything and scrabble about.

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TOM SCOTT: You're a football goalkeeper!

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MATT GRAY: You like a good dive, don't you?

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GARY BRANNAN: So it's a case of, dingle-dangle,
dingle-dangle...

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...and I think it's passed me but I'd better
make an effort anyway.

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So I just lobbed... [LAUGHTER]

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ROBERT AVERY: What you do is, you stretch
yourself out as long as you can,

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and then the best tip I can say is: tuck your
face in behind your shoulder.

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Because if your chin's behind your shoulder
it doesn't hurt.

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MATT GRAY: To think though, we played an international
team!

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TOM SCOTT: Technically! So that was the Glasgow
Intermediate team.

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GARY BRANNAN: We have represented Her Majesty
the Queen(!)

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TOM SCOTT: And we scored... zero.

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Absolutely nothing.

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MATT GRAY: Not one point

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GARY BRANNAN: They weren't trying very hard.
And we still scored nothing.

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TOM SCOTT: Yeah. They got a lot in against
-- we started getting, near the end...

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we started getting it vaguely in the right
direction.

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MATT GRAY: But they'd cottoned on to the fact
that we weren't getting anything,

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and they were throwing lightly.

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TOM SCOTT: Yes they were(!)

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GARY BRANNAN: We didn't win.

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Neither did we score.

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Nor, frankly, did we look like we were going
to score.

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But we did hit 'em.

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TOM SCOTT: Yes!

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We are on the lookout for more sports to get
just one point in.

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So if you know any odd, unknown sports: tell
us about them.

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'Cos we might want to come and play.

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You've got to be silent, the audience have
to be silent, everyone has to be silent.

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GARY BRANNAN: Hang on. Is a very loud fart
a penalty?

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TOM: [LAUGHTER] Yes. Yes it is. That's going
to get you a noise penalty.

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