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Last time I was outside this pub with Norm,

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he taught me how to strangle someone.

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And now, he is going to teach me how to break someone's neck. Norm, it's all yours.

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Right, so the key to doing a stage fighting
'snapping of the neck' is --

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much like the previous type --

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is the person who's doing the snapping
doesn't do anything.

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-- Yeah.
-- Okay.

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-- Okay.
-- So I'm going to snap your neck

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-- Yep.
-- You are in control.

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And you do absolutely nothing?

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Well, I'll do ever so... 
but I'm not actually going to snap your neck(!)

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It goes without saying that if you do this with someone you don't trust implicitly to do stage fighting...

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It's dangerous. Be careful.

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Norm, what are you going to do?

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First thing I'm going to do is put my hand on your chin.

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Okay.

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And then adopt a "I'm going to snap your neck" pose.

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Yep.

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And then I'm just going to slightly pressure your chin.

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Not enough to cause your face to move

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but so that you know my hand is there.

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And when you're ready, snap your own neck.

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Okay. What, just as far as I can go?

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Yeah. And obviously, try and sell the "huaaah!"

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Okay. And kind of a [choking] noise?

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...

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I'm over there...

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I hope that looked good!

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I don't know why I'm doing this. It doesn't hurt!

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I'm instinctively going like this!

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If it does hurt, I'm really sorry.
It's not supposed to!

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And that is how you break someone's neck on stage.

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This is Norm, and that -- I haven't said this in ages! --

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is something you might not have known.

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