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MATT: Social networks are broken.

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With spam. Trolls. Memes. And hashtags.

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TOM: It's time for something simpler.

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We present Emojli, the emoji-only network.

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MATT: There is no spam.

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TOM: Because there isn't an emoji for spam.

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There is one for aubergine.

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We're not sure why, but you can use it.

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MATT: No bloody forward-this-to-ten-people
memes.

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No stupid hashtags. The worst message you
could possibly receive?

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It's a pile of poo.

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Now we know what you're thinking.

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This is satire. No-one would actually make
this thing.

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TOM: It's not. And we have.

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MATT: Emojli launches very soon.

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Reserve your username now.

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TOM: Your username has to be emoji.