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I am back with Norm,

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outside an alley next to a pub,

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which is prime fighting territory.

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And Norm is going to teach me some more about stage fighting.

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Yes!

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What are you going to teach me?

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--How to slap someone. --Okay.

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So, I'm going to slap you in the face.

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Okay, I'm going to take my classes off.

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That's a very good idea.

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Alright.

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Because the key ingredient in stage slapping

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is that you react.

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I will pretty much do very little.

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But you have to sell it by doing the "Woaah!"

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Yea, okay.

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-- Got it? --Okay.

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So, key ingredient number one:

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I will tell you, that I'm about to slap you...

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-- Okay --By putting my hand on your face.

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Okay.

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Then, I will slap my hand, not your face.

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Okay, I trust you here!

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--So, don't be scared. --Okay.

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--When my hand leaves your face... --Yep!

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Move!

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--Alright. -- That way obviously.

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That way: not in the hell.

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That way! --Got it.

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--Ready? --Yep.

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3, 2, 1

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--Can I try this then? --Yes.

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--I'l sell it this way. --Yep.

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--So, you put your hand there... --Yeah.

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And then you do that.

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Yes!

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Okay!

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--But at the point of which I feel your hand leave my face... --I didn't do that.

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I throw myself.

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Yeah, yeah,  yeah,  yeah?

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Jesus!

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That's brilliant. Do you want to do one more?

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Okay, okay, one more, one more.

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--Okay. --For the camera.

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Yeah!

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That is so much fun!

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That is how to stage slap someone!

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--Thank you, Norm! -- You're welcome.

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Take it.

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That is something you might not know!

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