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I'm with Norm who is going to teach me the very basics of stage fighting.

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What are you going to teach me, Norm?

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We'll start with choking, or strangling properly

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We are in an alley by a pub. So this is pretty much prime choking territory(!)

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Absolutely it is.

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So we're going to start with you choking me.

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Okay.

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Right, so, the best way to do 'stage choking' or strangling rather

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is that you do nothing.

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Okay, I like this.

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So literally put your hand on my breastbone, chestplate --

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Do you want to get in closer on that, so I can see where I'm putting this?

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-- Do nothing.
-- Okay.

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Let me do all of the work.

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I'll grab your hand and go--

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That is good!

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The key is that I am in control so I can pull your hand in as tight as I feel comfortable with

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so for people who are very unhappy at the idea of being choked

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Yeah. I do not like anyone being here.

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-- So shall I try it on you?
-- Yeah, okay.

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-- So you place your hand just down here?
-- Yeah, I'd put it there

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And you are now in control and I literally do nothing.

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Woah!

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There you go!

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There we go! Thank you Norm! That is how to stage choke someone

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and that is something you might not have known!

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