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TOM: Hi, I'm Tom.

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MATT: And I'm Matt.

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And today we're trying to break as many laws as possible.

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TOM: Now there are two rules. Number one, the laws have to actually be in force.

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None of this ridiculous "shooting a Welshman with a crossbow

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in the bounds of York" nonsense.

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MATT: And rule two: they have to be silly.

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♪ I see you drivin' round town with the girl I love

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♪ and I'm like, f-- ♪

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[WIND NOISE]

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[VAGUE SCREAM]

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Ayyyyy!

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[GIGGLING]

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♪ We flew a kite in a public place

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♪ We flew a kite in a pu- ♪

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MATT: 192, 193, 194...

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Tom, this is a pretty reasonable law.

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I don't want my house blown up by a cannon(!)

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[KNOCKING]

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TOM: Legal. Legal. Le--

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Illegal! Illegal. Illegal.

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For this to count, the salmon needs to be used in the commission of a crime.

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Ow! What the... what was that?

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MATT: Assault and battery(!)

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What do we do now?

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TOM: Handle it.

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That's... that's not nice.

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♪ We flew a kite in a public place... ♪

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