WEBVTT
Kind: captions
Language: en

1
00:00:00.500 --> 00:00:02.810
TOM: Are we nearly there yet?

2
00:00:02.810 --> 00:00:04.510
CHRIS: Hup!

3
00:00:04.510 --> 00:00:05.810
GARY: "Salty, crispy and oily,

4
00:00:05.810 --> 00:00:07.400
the crisps are at home in Tom's crotch."

5
00:00:07.400 --> 00:00:10.210
(ALL SCREAM)

6
00:00:10.210 --> 00:00:12.200
CHRIS: Terry-Thomas!

7
00:00:12.200 --> 00:00:13.810
Now there's a Batman I'd watch.

8
00:00:13.810 --> 00:00:16.310
GARY: I can see Kenneth Williams as the Riddler, actually.

9
00:00:16.310 --> 00:00:18.510
MATT: Quick! Let's let round them all up and do it.

10
00:00:18.510 --> 00:00:20.210
GARY: To the past!

11
00:00:20.210 --> 00:00:21.300
TOM: Ba-dam, ba-dam bomp bomp...

36
00:00:21.300 --> 00:00:22.410
ALL: Batman.

13
00:00:22.410 --> 00:00:23.710
GARY: Ey! Ey! Ey!

14
00:00:23.710 --> 00:00:25.910
ALL: Ey! Ey! Ey! Ey! Ey! Ey!

15
00:00:25.910 --> 00:00:26.810
MATT: Mine?

16
00:00:26.810 --> 00:00:31.300
ALL: Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine!

17
00:00:31.300 --> 00:00:32.210
TOM: Batman?

18
00:00:32.210 --> 00:00:34.700
CHRIS: Small capacity bike on the motorway.

19
00:00:34.700 --> 00:00:37.300
"I feel like I'm dying!"

20
00:00:37.300 --> 00:00:39.710
GARY: At the point where my face goes into the bog,

21
00:00:39.710 --> 00:00:41.200
one thought enters my mind:

22
00:00:41.200 --> 00:00:42.410
"should've flushed".

23
00:00:42.410 --> 00:00:46.810
ALL: # The hills are alive... with the sound of Batman.

24
00:00:46.810 --> 00:00:48.600
TOM (gravelly): Where did you put the Von Trapps?

25
00:00:48.600 --> 00:00:51.010
ALL SCREAM

26
00:00:51.010 --> 00:00:52.810
ALL HARMONISE

27
00:00:52.810 --> 00:00:54.810
MATT: Hello, I'm Barnaby Crotchdale!

28
00:01:08.910 --> 00:01:10.700
GARY: I told you to get a marker!

29
00:01:10.700 --> 00:01:13.210
ALL: YORKSHIRE! YORKSHIRE!

30
00:01:13.210 --> 00:01:15.710
CHRIS: YORK...shire...

31
00:01:15.710 --> 00:01:17.310
MATT: Would you come off at this one?

32
00:01:17.310 --> 00:01:19.710
GARY: Well, it's not my favourite one, but it is attractive.

33
00:01:19.710 --> 00:01:21.210
MATT: Do I need the left lane?

34
00:01:21.210 --> 00:01:22.310
GARY: You do, dear.

35
00:01:22.310 --> 00:00:21.300
MATT: # Working nine to five, what a way to make a...

36
00:00:21.300 --> 00:00:22.410
ALL: Batman.

37
00:01:26.800 --> 00:01:29.000
MATT: I want to set up a carpet shop called "Carpet Wrong".

38
00:01:32.310 --> 00:01:34.176
CHRIS: You boys ain't right.