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Hi. I'm Jackson Seepage, team leader for Apple's
new Maps product.

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[SLAP] Ow. Ow.

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Yeah, don't worry, that happens a lot.

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We know there have been some teething troubles,

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and we want to set the record straight.

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Many people have said that our maps are inaccurate.

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That's not true.

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It's just that, with Apple's new Q6 quantum
processor,

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they may occasionally show features from other,
parallel universes.

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By tilting the device four-dimensionally,

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you can access Water World,

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Low Resolution World,

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Wibbly Wobbly World,

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and Basingstoke.

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This can be a bit impractical,

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so in our 6.1 update, we'll be adding a Quantum
Lock option

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for those of you who haven't got access to
multiple dimensions.

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In the meantime, my team and I are taking

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a well-deserved vacation on Nudist World.
See you there.

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[SLAP] Ow, yeah, I deserved that. Sorry.

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