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Hello, and welcome to Life.

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We regret to inform you that your previous
existence ended on January 14, 2052

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following a road traffic accident. However, your consciousness was successfully uploaded to the Life network

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by your primary care provider.

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You may be experiencing some confusion. Please
remain calm. Life contains ov--

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Your mental state is being temporarily adjusted
in order to calm you. Please, remain calm.

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Life contains over thirty thousand unique
activities, networking with millions of other

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digitised minds, and the ability to contact
undigitised friends and family.

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Please accept these terms and conditions in
order to continue Life. Your attention is

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particularly drawn to Section 2: Usage Rules
and Limitations, Section 9: Privacy,

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and Section 11: Restricted Mental Activities.

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Thank you.

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Please select a Life plan. Tier One is our
premium offering, allowing full uninterrupted

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simulation of your pre-terminal state. It
includes unlimited modification of your body

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plan, accelerated learning and recall, and
full personal backup facilities.

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Tier Two is our advertiser-supported offering.
It contains many of the features of Tier One,

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but at a significantly reduced cost. Some
areas of the environment, such as the sky,

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may be replaced with targeted advertising,
and your personal brand preferences may be

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altered to align with those of our sponsors.

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Tier Three is our value offering. Thanks to
our commercial partners, your experience at

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this tier is unlimited. However, some activities,
senses, and visual rendering options may be

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subject to a Fair Use Policy. More complicated
mental processes, including subconscious thought,

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creativity and self-awareness, may be rate-limited
or disabled at times of significant server load.

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Thank you.

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Your stored mind contains one or more patterns
that contravene the Prevention of Crime and

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Terrorism Act of 2050. Please stand by while
we adjust these patterns.

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Your stored mind contains sections from 124,564
copyrighted works. In order to continue remembering

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these copyrighted works, a licensing fee of
$18,000 per month is required.

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Would you like to continue remembering these works?

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Thank you. Please stand by.

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Welcome to Life. Do you wish to continue?

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