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In a recent b3ta newsletter, the question was asked:

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How much sellotape would it take to cling to a wall like some kind of Tesco Value Spiderman?

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Tonight, we find out.

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Two hands.

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One, two, three!

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Oh.

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No, just no.

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Okay.

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Arms and hands.

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OW!

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No!

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Hands, arms, legs.

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WOAH! No way. No, no, no.

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So the white stuff is Duck Tape.

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And the little purple things are my fingers losing circulation.

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I was really confident about this a little while ago and suddenly I'm not.

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Um. Er, er,

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Legs. Legs, legs.

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Okay.

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Let's see if this works then.

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Go!

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Hang on! Push, push, push push push!

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Push the legs.

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OW!

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No, no,

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Okay, so what's going to happen is I'm going to be up there, get taped in on all four limbs,

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Move one arm, tape, move the other arm, tape, and then we're going to do the spider thing.

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-I am with you. 
-Okay.

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-Okay.
-You with me?

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-But that requires all of the people having to to climb the wall with you

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-Oh god.

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Okay. Hand number two.

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And I'm holding! I'm going to take my right foot off-

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YES!

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*applause*

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-Grand! Grand!

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-Oooh!

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-Three, two, one!

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-Oooh.

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So the answer is, it takes at least an entire roll of gaffer tape to stick one person up like a Tesco Value Spiderman.

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And it's really, really painful.

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Thanks guys.

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Um, guys? Guys?

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Guys?

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