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This is Matt Gray. He gives high-fives.

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And this is a cardboard cut-out of Matt Gray,

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assembled by a crack team of professionals.

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But which one can get more high-fives in ten minutes?

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Tonight, on the mean streets of York, We find out.

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This is the Matt Gray High Five Face Off.

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Well you join us here on this cloudy December afternoon in York.

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Cut-out's in position, and Matt's ready, so lets start the clock.

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Both of them have ten minutes to get as many high fives as possible

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Slow start for the cut-out there, but Matt is straight off with

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a Left-Handed Double-Take Spin, an excellent opening gambit for 2 points.

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A bit of interest from some local kids there, but..

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No, only one high five given there, that's just 1 point for the cut-out.

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Matt's going for the pensioners, she spurned him but...

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Yes! That's good.

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The band have struck up by the cut-out and it looks quiet...

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No, wait! Thank you, madam. Glad you enjoyed it.

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Three minutes in, and it looks like Matt's having a bit of trouble.

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Following people doesn't help that much-

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Oh and that's a Raised-Child Slow Slap; 1 point for the cut-out there.

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Matt: High-five?

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Matt: High-five, sir?

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He's asking the questions, but he's not getting the answer he wants.

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That's not a high-five, That's a punch in the hand!

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Discussions of some kind-

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Oh! That's a high-ten!

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That's the kind of professionalism we've come to expect from a contender of this caliber. Sheer class.

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The cut-out, left mostly ignored, with a low in the crowd,

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I'm fairly certain Matt's pulling ahead.

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One from the child, and one from the mother!

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Housewives favorite Matt Gray strikes again.

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Big, big crowds here today-

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Oh, whats this?

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Oh that's incredible! A Double-Granny Simultaneous Side Swipe!

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I haven't seen one of those since Italy in the semi-finals in 1983-

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And where did she come from? Out of nowhere, that's where!

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Out of nowhere and back to the streets and-

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He's got a second one! Unbelievable!

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Even if the kids in hats go for the cut-out, surely it doesn't stand a chance now!

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Matt Gray in full on bounce mode now, surely nothing can stop this contender.

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He's absolutely in the zone and the cut-out is just left standing still

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One!

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Two!

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Three!

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Four in a row! This is incredible!

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She's not gonna be enough to save the cut-out's chances and with

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the clock starting to run short-

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Oh! That's a full on Power-Blast! That's got to hurt!

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But it just doesn't show!

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And even the crowds at the cut-out seem to sense the impending crushing defeat! And-

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OH MY WORD! It seems you CAN get the staff these days!

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No contest here; Matt Gray is dozens of high-fives ahead of his competitor.

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The cut-out just getting scorned looks from teenage girls-

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Oh but Matt Gray is ahead with the under-18 crowd and the over-30s. As I said before,

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Housewives favourite, Ink and card can't compete there!

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One! Two! Three!

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Even the police, it seems, have no interest in a free high-five from the cut-out-

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Oh but what's this!? It's a traffic warden!

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Can he get the traffic warden to...?-

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YES! YES! UNBELIEVABLE!

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The first authority figure of the night, the points go to Matt Gray in the final ten seconds!

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The cut-out, I'm sure, thinks it's all over.

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OH IT IS NOW! A Flying Two-Handed Busted Jump with Follow-through!

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[BUZZER] Never attempted in professional competition before, but it worked!

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The final scores, ladies and gentlemen! The end of the round, the end of the contest

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It's a staggering 112 to Matt Gray

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And only 23 to his cardboard replica.

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That has been the Matt Gray High Five Face Off.

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The victor, Matt Gray!

