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[MUSIC - At Least You've Been Told by Arthur Yoria]

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TOM: Go!

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♪ The bets are in: no one will win ♪

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♪ The conversation sucks again ♪

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♪ The tights are loose and somewhat bright ♪

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♪ But the fetching noose will have to ♪

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♪ Wait for me 'cause nothing's happening ♪

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♪ Can't relate 'cause something's still missing ♪

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♪ Is it cold or am I just getting old? ♪

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♪ I'll be on my own, but at least you've been told ♪

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TOM: And now, the eggs!

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♪ The fact is this: you scratch an itch ♪

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♪ And if it bleeds, you might get rich ♪

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♪ The problem is if you resist ♪

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♪ It still exists until you ♪

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GARY: Failure... no!

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TOM: Egg-y disaster!

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GARY: More oil!
TOM: More oil!

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♪ Wait for me 'cause nothing's happening ♪

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♪ Can't relate 'cause something's still missing ♪

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♪ Is it cold or am I just getting old? ♪

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TOM: It's gone. It's gone! Oh, yes.

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♪ I'll be on my own, but at least you've been told ♪

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GARY: Fry!

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♪ At least you've been told ♪

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GARY: It's looking good.

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TOM: Yes!

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CHRIS: That'll never go again.

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GARY: No-one's going to steam fish with an iron, are they?

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TOM: Here we go!

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♪ Wait for me 'cause nothing's happening ♪

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♪ Can't relate 'cause something's still missing ♪

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GARY: And that is good-looking fried bread.

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TOM: It might be crunchy but this is good-looking fried bread.

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♪ Is it cold or am I just getting old ♪

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♪ I'll be on my own, but at least you've been t-t-t-t-told ♪

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TOM: Right. Dig in, folks!

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♪ At least you've been told ♪

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TOM: It's good!

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TOM: Oh. What a play.

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TOM: Yeah. Yeah, you're done, Gary.

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Gary! Gary! GARY!

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CHRIS: That's staying in.

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TOM: There we go. I think we're done!

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CHRIS: I think we ought to tidy up a bit!

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Subtitled by: David Wheatley
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